you know when you're a noob when....

[Veggie]

You got killed by the Jail Guard before even reaching Draynor

[Veggie]

You tried to get Fancy Boots in one trip to the Stronghold of Security and died for your 10k

[Veggie]

You haven't done Cook's Assistant in live game

[Veggie]

Vine Whip is your best weapon

[Veggie]

You slay without offensive prayers or potions

[Veggie]

You plan on using Controlled style with a whip to train combat in Old School

[Veggie]

You got over 1M slayer experience in live game last week

[Veggie]

You train fishing by catching lobsters

[Bryce]

lol john going ham on the topic

 

when in dg u say 3 for leavers with gayle, instead of 1, 2, 3

[Veggie]

You run nature runes for people under 91 Runecrafting

[Veggie]

When you spend five minutes complaining about losing 10 seconds when Vigilant Foe skips 1 and 2 and just says "3"

[Veggie]

You use any weapon except Drygore, Chaotic Maul, Zaryte Bow, Royal Crossbow, or Chaotic Staff in the Evolution of Combat

[Veggie]

You wear a mix of rune and dragon armor in the Evolution of Combat

(hint: purple clothes and green hair)

[Beric]

I'm sensing some pent up noob rage in here.

[Veggie]

You forgot to drop your gatestone despite being told to more than 10 times

[Ethan]

You took the chalice instead of using the urn on the chalice

 

 

You got killed by the Black Demon in The Grand Tree quest

 

 

You're hesitant to do Holy Grail quest because of the fearsome Black Knight Titan

 

Fuck, man. All three.

 

You slay without offensive prayers or potions

 

I got to 99 Slayer this way. Mad?

[Veggie]

You chose a man character in Old School RuneScape and forked over 3k of your 5k coins to change your gender for Recruitment Drive

[Veggie]

You waited until the first Gilded Altar was made to train prayer because you were too good for Ectofuntus

and then you complained about having to use each bone manually

[Veggie]

You refused to spend 8 hours making bowstrings and now you're either running or crafting nature runes for the same profit/hour as bowstrings is now

[Veggie]

You didn't take advantage of the unstable economy in the first two weeks and now you're eternally poor