you know when you're a noob when....

[Steven]

You didn't take advantage of the unstable economy in the first two weeks and now you're eternally poor

[Veggie]

You're a User and you've had this page open for 18 minutes

[Veggie]

You live in Scotland and you joined a Brazilian country clan

You live in the United States and you joined a Brazilian country clan

[Hess]

you try to wear goblin mail

[Veggie]

You brought 5 valuable items into the wilderness to kill green dragons with

[Veggie]

You went to the wilderness lever to go to Mage Bank and you forgot a slash weapon or knife

[Veggie]

You've killed over a thousand TokHaar-Jad but you can't kill a TzTok-Jad in Old School

self burn

[Veggie]

You went over White Wolf Mountain and died because you had no idea that there is a surrounding safe zone

[Veggie]

The sliding puzzle was the hardest part of Monkey Madness for you

[Veggie]

You ask for maple longbow + adamant arrow + green d'hide as a ranged gear cap for an iron war

[Veggie]

You proceed to show up with black d'hide + MSB + rune arrows to said iron war

[Veggie]

You used a kitten to do Evil Dave's RFD subquest

You used more than 9 stews to complete Evil Dave's RFD subquest

[Veggie]

You tried to do Hand in the Sand quest without 49 Crafting

[Steven]

You used a kitten to do Evil Dave's RFD subquest

You used more than 9 stews to complete Evil Dave's RFD subquest

guilty

[Veggie]

You've fished in Catherby

[Bryce]

you get ko'ed by a 5555 in eoc in the wild

and

when ur replying and a "4 new replys" pop up

[Veggie]

You asked how to obtain a Chef's Delight (m) so that you could save yourself 5 minutes of cooking to complete Recipe for Disaster

[Veggie]

You're in a P2P pking team and you die five times in a row to someone in a F2P warring clan who has never pked in his life

[Veggie]

You AFK cannoning hobgoblins in the wilderness for a Champion's Scroll

with Bandos Chestplate, Saradomin's Whisper, and Completionist Cape

[Veggie]

You can't obtain a Royal Crossbow because you can't reach the 4th phase of the Queen Black Dragon