The Gladiatorz Top 100 Charts (Hit Singles)

[TokenPanda]

Gladz Top 100 Charts

Basically, after attempting to find one of my old songs 

that I wrote, and seeing a bunch of other Gladz hit singles that 

were lost to time. I decided to make a thread specifically for 

original Gladz songs. So please as they are created,

post them here so we can enjoy the lyricism of 

our clanmates for years to come!

I will be posting my own songs as well as some of my favorites I've been able to find

from the past  

[TokenPanda]

PANDA

[Intro]
Quick Message, no plebs allowed 

but I'm having a party off the

coast of Karamja in my fucking yacht

 

[Chorus] Beat 1: Panda - Desiigner
I got broads and they stank

'fletchin that shit at the bank

Praising Zanik in my orlando

Fuck on that lil bitch Bandos

Ninety-nine, maxing

Got no cape looks like it's panda

ROTS with the dragon and GONEja

Murder me? Take a hammer

Ninety-nine, maxing

Got no cape, Panda

Pocket slot, handy

XP Gainz, dandy

 

CHOOCH

 

Beat 2: Thomas the dank engine Hip Hop Mix

 

I got seven cash stacks, about 8 sails banked

nine runes, ten yaks pack ya bags we're goin in.

Getting gainz ain't a thang but we all know construction is a pain. DANG.

Wolf Eyes wishin he had a blood dye. DANG.

Poor Cam wishin he had the venasaur. DANG.

IFB BUT NOT ON MONDAY. DANG.

Out praisin Zanik

No need to panic

I'm training construction, I'm too lit to function.

This shit ain't no joke, you're chopping some oaks

 

hol up

 

ayaya ayayayayayaya 

 

*ad libs*

 

I'M THE FUCKING BEST

[TokenPanda]

DON'T DIG (to the beat of Chief Keef's "Don't Like")

By T-Panda ft. Pandrizzy

 

INTRO (ad lib):

i'on like

i'on like

This T-Panda

Shout out Veggie rank 9 Archaeology or whatever the fuck

HOOK: 

Went to Ice Peak for that White Oak,

Sold this shit 300k this shit a joke.

Ancient Time Piece that's what's on my wrist,

you joke diggas, you be lookin kinda pissed (YAH).

Blowin Mally (Malachite) Green out my hookah pipe.

Suckin on my D-mattock, bitch you right.

Goldrune grills thats just how I feel,

I know you fuck diggas rockin Imperial Steel.

 

Verse 1 (T-Panda/Pandrizzy):

(How much is that D-mattock?) Bitch you tryna fight?

Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC.

Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC.

Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC.

Whats the Pylon at? Say goodbye to CC.

Sneak dissin' some shit I appreciate.

March 30 Jagex held a fucking date.

 

Aye Aye, it's Pandrizzy on the mic baby

Took yo bitch down into the saaaaaannddd

She said "baby where the fuck is my maaaaaannnn"

I said "i'on know girl he prolly Plaaaaaaayyyinnn.

He prolly suckin dino cock just saaayyyinnn."

 

HOOK: 

Went to Ice Peak for that White Oak,

Sold this shit 300k this shit a joke.

Ancient Time Piece that's what's on my wrist,

you joke diggas, you be lookin kinda pissed (YAH).

Blowin Mally (Malachite) Green out my hookah pipe.

Suckin on my D-mattock, bitch you right.

Goldrune grills thats just how I feel,

I know you fuck diggas rockin Imperial Steel.

 

Verse 2:

What in the name of Indiana Jones, I got a lot of bones.

One for ya nanny ya mammy, ya grandma, ya grandpa, ya momma, ya papa, 

The Doctor Nabanik, Oh fuck on me Zanik 

If you do not fuck with my beautiful Zanik

I fly you across the Atlantic, just to fuck up ya face and see the panic,

this shit is tragic like beric,

kinda generic,

but i keep it numeric no 8.5,

but I keep it 9.

The Legatus around ya neck lookin kinda nice.

So I stepped up just to snatch ya ice.  

Aye aye...

hop up out the Guild, hit the rock twice (*POP POP* YAH)

Edited April 6, 2020 by TokenPanda

[Drake M]

@Pizzas @Cam L  Archive the greatness

[TokenPanda]

PIZZA'S "CAM L DISS TRACK" (music and beat adapted from JonLajoie's "Show Me Your Genitals")

 

[Intro]
Camels are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just make lyrics for them

[Chorus]
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!

 

[Verse One]
You're talking to me about stuff... why?
I'd rather see your humps
Now you're talking about other stuff... why?
I'd much rather see your humps
I can't have sex with your staff of sliske
And I can't put my penis in your dye from taverly
And I can't shove my fist in your french hunnies
So why you sharing all this information with me?
It's not offensive cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch~! Now put away your camel dong and

 

[Chorus]
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!

 

[Verse Two]
Knock knock, who's there? It's me
Wonderin why you're not one twenty
Know knock, who's there? Me again!
Still wonderin why you're not one twenty
I wanna see your herbert, I don't care what you say
No you don't have Yaga, because construction is great
This line has to rhyme with AY AY AY
Gladiatorz love my raps cause they're really good
Camels' brains are much stupider than people's are
So they should always listen to us cause we're smart
Camels are only good for three things
Bossing, skilling... and EUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

 

[Chorus]
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!
Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT!
Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves!

 

[Verse Three]
I can give good memes to you
Cause I'm really good at memes
I can give good memes to you
Cause I'm really good at memes

 

[Outro]
Ahh yeah, that's right
Go be a... camel
I'm out of here, I've gotta go praise zanik with a lot of girls

[TokenPanda]

CAM L - Thank U, Nex (to the tune of Thank U, Next - Ariana Grande)

 

Thought I'd end up with Rax,
But his mechanics are ass
Wrote some songs about Yaka
Now I listen and laugh
Even got a boss title
and for Telos, I'm thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to BM
But Tuzzy's an asshole

 

One made me rich
One made me elitist
And one makes me pissed
My team makes me heated
I'm Warden and Dormant
But here I am at AoD
Oh, look what I got!
A Blood Tentacle for me!
And for that, I say

 

Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin'

 

Getting PMs from friends
But they know I ain't comin'
Plus, I met someone else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause his name is Telos
And I'm so good with that

 

He gives me orbs
He gives me dorm staves
How he gives me gains
That shit's amazing
I'm Warden and Dormant
But here I am at AoD
Oh, look what I got!
A Blood Tentacle for me!
And for that I say

 

Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets

 

Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fucking

 

One day I'll wear a P-hat
Holding hands with my e-date
I'll thank spaghetti man
'Cause he gave me the paper
Wanna dance in Max Guild real bad
Gon' swim in that cash
God forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash

 

I've got so much gold
I've got so much XP
I get all the gains
This turned out amazing
I'm Warden and Dormant
But here I am at AoD
Oh, look what I got!
A Blood Tentacle for me!
And for that I say

 

Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets

 

Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Yeah
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Thank you, Nex
Yeah

Edited April 6, 2020 by TokenPanda

[TokenPanda]

CAM L's "PIZZAS DISS TRACK"

Pizza lookin ass
Get back in the oven
Like your hardcore ironman,
You ain't got nothin

Train construction all day
And woodcut too
Your accounts would be dice
If I was you

You wrote Stake Star
But you can't deliver
I've got so many bangers
Won Gladz' best singer

So while you try to start 
Your meme rap career
Just remember one thing
I run shit here

THE Ohio State?
More like biggest overrate
49-20, bitch
Made Urban Meyer walk away

Your school mascot
Might be a big nut
But coming at me like this?
Boy, you ain't got none

You don't deserve this
But you started first
Write a camel diss track
I'll put you in a hearse

So while you sittin over there
Tryna diss me like a baby
I'll be droppin bars
Like your idol
Yung Gravy

[Cam L]

The song that started it all: Treat Tristan Better

 

I won't lie to you

I know Rain's just not right for you

And you can tell me if I'm off

But I see it in your face

When you say that he's the one that you want

And you're spending all your time

In this wrong situation

And anytime you want it to stop

 

I know I can treat you better than Rain can

And any girl like you deserves a gentleman

Tell me why are you wasting time

At these Seren mines

When you could raid with me instead

I know I can treat you better

Better than Rain can

 

I'll stop time for you

The tick that you say you'd like me to

I just wanna give you the quest points that you're missing

Baby just to play 'Scape with you

Would be everything you need and this could be so different

You could have a comp cape too

 

(Cause I know I can treat you better...)

 

Better than Rain can

 

Give me a sign

Take my hand, we'll be fine

Promise I won't flowchart you

Just know that you don't

Have to do this alone

Promise I'll never flowchart you (again)

 

(Cause I know I can treat you better...)

 

Better than Rain can

Better than Rain can

[TokenPanda]

PIZZA's "Response to Cam L dissing me"

 

[Hook]
Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
Lil Abortion Bucket is right back in this bitch
2019 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving camels
Still got love for other mammals
Player haters beware because...

 

[Hook]
Camels don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill camels
With bars (pow)

 

[Verse 1]
Hey punk ass camels what you lookin at?
You think you can fuck with me? You better watch your ass
Because I have a big vocabulary and I can use it well
I'm a legend in the gladiatorz, a holy man from hell
I'm a high priest like Oliver Platt in the movie Year One
I'm zanik's chosen one, and this song isn't done
I'm bad like the former leader Tristan
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire on your foreskin
Sad camels burning, Bad camels burning (Put your hands up)
Sad camels burning, Bad camels burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should treat your forehead to a kiss
Because on top of Ari I know some Taylor Swift stuff
So if you come at me I'll roast you and I'll say "Thass tough"

And I mean thats tough
your bars arent good enough
And my bars are totally good enough
I'm all about the avatar XP buff (What?)

 

[Hook]
Camels don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill camels
With bars (pow)

 

[Verse 2]
If a camel messes with me I hit him with my staff
All over his neck and back and down his ass
Cause I don't give a fuck I killed his family for this
No, wait, that just makes me sound say-dist

Listen
I kill a lot of camels because I have a lot of death runes
You can't kill a lot of people cause you don't have a lot of death runes
HaHa you want these loots but you cannot get them
That means that you have bad RNG and no dice income

Stupid poor camel, stupid poor camel(I have more french hunnies than you)
Stupid poor camel, stupid poor camel(You can't even afford this feud!)

When I show women my memes, they want to have sex with me
And they always praise Zanik cause I'm the fkn high priest
200 unmade memes and 200 done 
I'm the Pablo Picasso of Zanik
The most prolific artistic
I'm The rapper of the century, the Gladiatorz best one
I'm the Jade of giant dicks..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my bars are really imposing
Like the R-I-P on your gravestone as you are decomposing
My lyrics are like the quest the Chosen Commander
.....They're really good

 

[Hook]
Camels don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill camels
With bars (pow)

 

[Verse 3]
I've killed so many camels careers that I don't even remember how many camel warriors I've killed...
But it's probably around 1....thousand

This is the outro
Representin the East side
Oh to the Hi-O, Bitch

Oh yeah, Camels are actually good for 4 things
Bossing
Skilling
EUUGGHHH
And getting rekt at karaoke

[TokenPanda]

The RuneScape Rap – imGONEja

 

This is a RuneScape rap so sit back and enjoy the beat

I’m training my rhyme, skilling, so baby put up your feet.

Bout to raid this game deep, Beastmaster, accept defeat

You lookin’ round clueless, I’m a master I’m elite.

I started out level 3, long time ago.

Now I duo nex and even do vorago.

Auras on, pots up, bitch ready to fucking go?  

I love this MMO like my souls oh you don't know?  

I go to menepho’ more than I go to the fucking sto’

And I don’t know if I’m a be able to put it down or just let it go

Playing for long ass hours, sometimes forgetting showers

Showering special powers on flowers and stupid cowards

Surging through the game, especially to win them races

Or when you’re racing through all those big ass ol’ empty spaces

I’d love to see all y’all your faces, when I get that ‘casted drop

Getting so many, pmods behind me be yellin’ STOP! 

Ability after ability, turning hostility into tranquility,

Regain my civility, Don my mobility, go train agility

Murder a beat, massacre, make em go back to classical

Clashes making you bastards flashback backward to falador

So In the end this is simple, I’m a king you’re a victim

So when you level up just come on back come get some

til then go back home homie, back up bitch you don’t know me

don’t act like you’ll win this time that shit is phony

Been slaying all day, using up all my potions

Showing no emotions, So much blood its like an ocean,

Serial killer in motion, take no damage, I pop devotion

Been here so long, god damn, my equipment’s broken

********cut the track********

“Damn it, really? I’m out of charges? This is some dumb shit

Now I gotta go buy more? I knew I should’ve made a div alt…”

*********resume track*******

Repair it and I’m back, my cash stack it has no limit

I’m the sickest at the clinic, my business is the quickness

Down to the final minutes, I’m finishin up my hit list

kill em all with death’s swiftness, not leaving a single witness

Can’t handle me bitch, so random events go kiss my ass

Don’t step to me bitch, Ill knock you out don’t make me laugh

Get one-shot bitch, tuska’s wrath, on task

Dps-ing you hard, onslaught, sliskean staff.

[TokenPanda]

KING WHITE -- FREESTYLE

Them motherfuckers came at me telling me I couldn’t rap about Solak

And I came at them like bet motherfucker

Solak, let me hit it back, I mean woah wait rollback to the track
Where I came before this, fucking on this bitch her name was doris
The first time that I came down, to the willy nilly old town,
called the lost grove, cooking kettles in my pot before I saw my stove
I turned back, i said fuck it, let grab some sailfish and I’ll be on my way
But then the very next thing I knew I was in the grave
but my homie with the name amuseddragon told me i was brave
Said you did very good for your first day
I said homie you the realest, you the fucking best
Let me get my pack yak and motherfuck the buddapest
I’m impressed by your talent, the lyrics in your flow
Let’s save some fucking money he put it in practice mode

And then we went on a roll.
Then i fucked up, what a suprise,
i was just the dumbest man spitting rhymes
I’m the greatest pvmer in the cittaaayyy
Ima come around here sucking titayys
But I don’t play, yeah we got the kill
Now I’m chilling with
The real civillian, in pavillions,
Panda making millions
While im over drilling
Lost grove every single day
Yo that’s just what I say
Thank you very much
You taught me how to eat the pussayyyy

[Cam L]

Stake Star - As written by Dave and performed by Cam L

 

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the clan
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of a Godbow on his forehead

Well the stakes start coming and they don't stop coming
Followed the rules and I got scammed again
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
Your risk goes up but your cash goes down
So much to stake, might win one more
So what's wrong with world fifty-four?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never win if you don't go

Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake
Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake
And all that he can kill is mole
But he can do the DPS role

It's a cool place but Cam wants to intervene
I'm up right now, but wait 'til I get cleaned
But the Wooly Advisor says he called it
Judging by the lack of coins in my wallet
The cash I stake is getting pretty thin
My risk is getting low so I might as well quit
My bank is empty, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, lost my Zaros Godsword

Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake
Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake
And all that he can kill is mole
But he can do the DPS role

Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake
Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake
And all that he can kill is mole
But he can do 

Somebody once asked could I spare some shards or cash?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little money myself
And we could all use a little stake

Well, the stakes start coming and they don't stop coming
Followed the rules and I got scammed again
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
Your risk goes up but your cash goes down
So much to stake, might win one more
So what's wrong with world fifty-four?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never win if you don't go

Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake
Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake
And all that he can kill is mole
But he can do the DPS role
And all that he can kill is mole
But he can do the DPS role

 

 

 

 

Not sure if I should be proud or terrified that I just wrote that entire thing out from memory. 

[Wolf Eyes]

Lmfao 

[Drake M]

@Cam L fucking beautiful  

[Kristi]

OMG these are great

[AmusedDragon]

On 4/6/2020 at 2:50 PM, TokenPanda said:

but my homie with the name amuseddragon told me i was brave

Rest in peace, @King White

[TokenPanda]

On 4/6/2020 at 2:50 PM, TokenPanda said:

The real civillian, in pavillions,
Panda making millions
While im over drilling
Lost grove every single day

 

2 hours ago, AmusedDragon said:

Rest in peace, @King White

amen, what even happened to that guy?

[Beric]

11 minutes ago, TokenPanda said:

amen, what even happened to that guy?

Alcohol poisoning is my guess 

[Kris_Kronkle]

6 hours ago, TokenPanda said:

amen, what even happened to that guy?

from my understanding he puts krunk kronkle to shame with irresponsible alcohol consumption. would not even be shocked if beric was right

[thegreatwha]

On 4/6/2020 at 1:41 PM, TokenPanda said:

PIZZA'S "CAM L DISS TRACK"

To the tune: "Show Me Your Genitals" - by MC Vagina (JonLajoie).

 

On 4/6/2020 at 1:48 PM, TokenPanda said:

PIZZA's "Response to Cam L dissing me"

To the tune:  "I Kill People" - by MC Vagina (JonLajoie)