The Gladiatorz Top 100 Charts (Hit Singles)

[Cyruss]

You don't Know How to PK - RSN Cyruss 

(One Direction What Makes you Beautiful)

 

You're hopping worlds

Don't know what for

You're not surprising anyone at Chaos Ele

I don’t PK, cause I have a brain

Guess I’ll see you at Edge and watch you complain

 

Everyone else in the game has moved on

Everyone else but you

 

Baby, you still try to PK like nobody else

The way you splash tele block has me underwhelmed

But when you switch to Gmaul it ain't hard to tell

You don't know, oh oh

You don't know how to PK

If only you saw what reddit can see

You'll understand why we hate you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know, oh oh

You don't know how to PK, oh oh

Maybe switch off legacy

 

So co-come on, you got it wrong

To prove I'm right, I put it in a song

I don't know why, you're even tryin

And run away when I attack you ba-a-ack

 

Everyone else in the game has moved on

Everyone else but you

 

Baby, you still try to PK like nobody else

The way you splash tele block has me underwhelmed

But when you switch to Gmaul it ain't hard to tell

You don't know, oh oh

You don't know how to PK

Hey man ur IQ is so so low

You actually put honed 5 onto your dark bow

Im gonna A-pot sigil auto snap shot you

You don't know, oh oh

You don't know how to PK, oh oh

Maybe quit tryna to pk

 

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

 

Baby, you still try to PK like nobody else

The way you splash tele block has me underwhelmed

But when you switch to Gmaul it ain't hard to tell

(You don't know, oh oh)

You don't know how to PK

 

Baby, you still try to PK like nobody else

The way you splash tele block has me underwhelmed

But when you switch to Gmaul it ain't hard to tell

(You don't know, oh oh)

You don't know how to PK

If only you saw what reddit can see

You'll understand why we hate you so desperately

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe

You don't know, oh oh

You don't know how to PK, oh oh

You don't know to PK, oh oh

You are actually terrible

[Cam L]

Herbert is Mad Gay

(I Want it That Way - Backstreet Boys)

 

Yeah
You draw my ire
My one desire
Believe when I say
Herbert is mad gay

 

But I'm, still three pets away
From Master of All
That doesn't change
That Herbert is mad gay

 

Jagex why
Ain't nothin' but a skill pet
Jagex why
Cam, have you gotten Herbert yet?
Jagex why
I don't wanna throw bils away
Herbert is mad gay

 

Am I a whiner?
Am I a cryer?
Yes I know I complain,
But Herbert is mad gay

 

Jagex why
Ain't nothin' but a skill pet
Cam, have you gotten Herbert yet?
Jagex why
I don't wanna throw bils away
Herbert is mad gay

 

Now I can see that I've got no GP
From gaining all of this XP, yeah
No matter how dry,
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

 

You draw my ire
My one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)

 

I gotta have you
Ain't nothin' but a skill pet
Cam, have you gotten Herbert yet?
I don't wanna throw bils away
(Pause) Herrrrr-bert is mad gay

 

Jagex why
Ain't nothin but a skill pet
Cam, have you gotten Herbert yet?
Jagex why
I don't wanna throw bils away
Herbert is mad gay

 

Ain't nothin but a skill pet
Cam, have you gotten Herbert yet?
Jagex why
I don't wanna throw bils away
Herbert is mad gay

 

'Cause Herbert is mad gay

[Kris_Kronkle]

We don’t boss anymore (to the tune of “we don’t talk anymore” by Charlie Puth)

We don’t boss anymore, We don’t boss anymore

We don’t boss anymore, like we used to do

We don’t fill anymore

Always at least plus 4

Oh, we don’t boss anymore like we used to do

I just heard you found the skill you been looking

You’ve been looking for

I wish I would have known there’d be no me

Cause even after all this time I’m still wonderin

Why I can’t get wand

Just the way you did so easily

Don’t wanna know

What kind of gear you’re wearing tonight

If you’re digging for the samite

While I one cycle core

I overload

I know it’s only a game

Now you’re only after the gains

Oh it’s such a shame

We don’t boss anymore, We don’t boss anymore

We don’t boss anymore, like we used to do

We don’t fill anymore

Always at least plus 4

Oh, we don’t boss anymore like we used to do

I just hope you’re bossin next to somebody

Who makes the gp like me

There must be a good reason that you’re gone

Every now and then I think you

Might want me to come show up at nex bank

But I’m just too afraid to minion tank

Don’t wanna know

If you’re watching all the new guides

If you’re mage basing just right

The way I did before

I overload

I know it’s only a game

Now you’re only after the gains

Oh it’s such a shame

We don’t boss anymore,

(we don’t we don’t)

We don’t boss anymore

(we don’t we don’t)

We don’t boss anymore, like we used to do

We don’t fill anymore

Always at least plus 4

Oh, we don’t boss anymore like we used to do

(9 second instrumental)

Like we used to do

(8 second instrumental)

Don’t wanna know

What kind of gear you’re wearing tonight

If he’s swinging the mattock just right

While I one cycle core

I overload

I know it’s only a game

Now you’re only after the gains

Oh it’s such a shame

 

We don’t boss anymore,

(we don’t we don’t)

We don’t boss anymore

(we don’t we don’t)

We don’t boss anymore, like we used to do

We don’t fill anymore

Always at least plus 4

Oh, we don’t boss anymore like we used to do

Don’t wanna know

Kinda gear you’re wearin tonight (oh)

If you’re digging for the samite (oh)

While I one cycle core

(we don’t talk anymore)

I overload

I know it’s only a game (oh)

Now you’re only after the gains (woah)

Oh it’s such a shame

That we don’t boss anymore

[Red Rat17]

Diggy Diggy Arch (To the tune of  Diggy Diggy Hole)

 

Brothers in the clan rejoice, the pylon is active now!

Raise your mattock and raise your voice, dig dig dig with me.

Down and down into the deep, who knows what we’ll find beneath,

diamond rubies gold and more maybe an inquisitor staff

 

Braaaand new skilll, time to go re-max em all

Down in the dark, finding all the hidden mats

3rd age iron, imperial steel

to dig and dig makes us free, come on brothers dig with me!

 

Im an archeologist and I’m digging a hole

diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

 

The sunlight will not reach below, dig deep in Evernight

Never seen the cobalt blue!

My stats won’t reach too high,

fill a glass an down some mead, this is something I won’t complete

stumble to bed and fall asleep, dreaming of the warforge deep

 

Braaaand new skilll, now we gotta max em all

The earth is our favorite, the warforge shall become our tomb.

Faceless masks in infernal source, will be our doom,

we do not fear what lies beneath, we can never dig too deep!

 

Im an archeologist and I’m digging a hole

diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

 

braaaand new skilll, now we gotta max em all

down in the dark, finding all the hidden mats

3rd age iron, imperial steel

to dig dig makes us free, come on brothers dig with me

 

Im an archeologist and I’m digging a hole

diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

repreatX2

 

[Cyruss]

Snake Your Team - RSN Cyruss 

(Taylor Swift - Shake It Off)

 

I stay up too late, got nothin' in my bank

That's what people say, mmm hmm, that's what people say, mmm hmm

I go on too many raids, but I can't do the roles

At least that's what people say mmm mmm, that's what people say mmm mmm

But I keep basing, can't stop, won't stop signing

It's like I got a delusion, in my mind, that this team’s be alright

 

'Cause the plankers gonna plank, plank, plank, plank, plank

And the Chinners gonna chin, chin, chin, chin, chin

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

I snake your team, I snake your team

And the learners won’t learn, learn, learn, at, all

And the cloo’ers gonna cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

I snake your team, I snake your team

 

I never miss a tick, I’m listed on the sheets

And that's what they don't see mmm mmm, that's what they don't see mmm mmm

I'm dpsing on my own (dpsing on my own), I make the rotations as I go (rotations as I go)

And that's what they don't know mmm mmm, that's what they don't know mmm mmm

But I keep 4ticking, can't stop, won't stop carrying

It's like I got a delusion ,in my mind, that we might actually get a kill

 

'Cause the plankers gonna plank, plank, plank, plank, plank

And the Chinners gonna chin, chin, chin, chin, chin

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

I snake your team, I snake your team

And the learners won’t learn, learn, learn, at, all

And the cloo’ers gonna cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

 

 

Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the macro’ers and the dirty, dirty cheats on twitch

You could have been trialling for this, sick, team

Brian brought his NEW random friend to the tree

She's like "Oh my God", but I'm just gonna snake

And to Episel over there with the hella good gem

Won't you come on over, baby, we can snake, snake, snake, yeah oh

 

'Cause the plankers gonna plank, plank, plank, plank, plank

And the Chinners gonna chin, chin, chin, chin, chin

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

I snake your team, I snake your team

And the learners won’t learn, learn, learn, at, all

And the cloo’ers gonna cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo, cloo

Baby, I'm just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake

 

I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I snake your team, I snake your team

I, I, I snake your team, I snake your team

[Red Rat17]

Get ready to Mald AKA. "Why Herbert Why' (for Cam L)

 

It is your time to pay,

this is your judgement day

 

Its dbl exp now, and herbert unlock all around

I make pots at the well, herbert he is your hell

 

mocking you is nothing new, its just something we like to do.

You better get ready to cry, get ready to cry

 

You better get ready to mald, get ready to mald

He spawns for ev er y one, but not for you ooo ooo

 

Better luck next time

 

your hair is all pulled out, 200 mil is over now

When dbl exp at an end, herbert still is not your friend

You’ve wasted all that time, but herbert denied

I feel quite bad for you, I hope that he will spawn quite soon

 

You better get ready to cry, get ready to cry

 

You better get ready to mald, get ready to mald

He spawns for ev er y one, but not for you ooo ooo

 

Better luck next time

[Kris_Kronkle]

Kalphite Queen (set to Mississippi queen)

Kalphite Queen

You know what I mean

Kalphite Queen

She taught me everything

 

Went down around Runescape

Around Al Kharid way

Where lived the scarab lady

Called the Kalphite Queen

 

You know she’s not a scammer

She drops Zamorak wine

 

While the rest of them noobs were getting portable vic

Boy I beg your pardon I’m getting zammy wines

 

Kalphite Queen

You know what I mean

Kalphite Queen

She taught me everything

 

This lady she asked me

If I could pvm

You know what I told her

I always win gems

 

To keep her lookin pretty

Buy her chitin that shines

While the rest of them noobs were stakin their friends

Boy I beg your pardon I’m getting zammy wines

 

You know she’s not a scammer

She drops Zamorak wine

 

While the rest of them noobs were getting portable vic

Boy I beg your pardon I’m getting zammy wines

Yeahhhhh Kalphite Queen

 

 

[Kris_Kronkle]

Throw that vuln bomb (set to throw that boy pussy)

About to get them deeps now

Yeah

Throw that vuln bomb

Roll that, throw that vuln bomb (8x)

 

Roll that vuln bomb

Yeah you got me looking

Thinking bout bossing

Let me get a ripper

Flank it from the back

Round of applause

Make that mage vuln vuln vuln vuln

Vuln that ass here real quick

Let me see you vuln that boss like a bitch

Yeah I got rotations open on chrome

See if you can vuln that ass on tick

Yeah I see you over there bossin

Those deeps got my attention

I hit that boss with this hammer

Send that ass home limpin

What’s your real name? and not your alt’s name

Tele over, bank tabs open, e-date’s a snack man

Base is open ima tank it don’t need a yak man

I’m trying to out dps in the gem and give you fat gains

Cause I’m better deeps than him and I got more bils than him

And I was gonna invite your friend but you got more deeps than him

Yeah I see you over there bossin

Those deeps got my attention

I want to see you throw that throw that throw that throw that

Throw that vuln bomb

Roll that vuln bomb

Throw that vuln bomb, vuln bomb, vuln bomb (x2)

Man I’m cool virt and nox

But im bout that tec and inquis

Let me throw that vuln bomb

Its op in PVM

Gonna clean that ass in duel arena

And send you back home to him

Then I kick that shit like twitch wazzy

And do 3 hours of pvm

Throw that vuln bomb like you got 27 bil

Throw that vuln bomb like aod is at 3 mil

Tele over, show them reddit noobs who you better than

All them noobs broke all them noobs is irrelevant

Throw that vuln bomb ima vuln it, g-staff, 4tick, pray flick, flask sip

Cause I ain’t tryna get vote kicked, and I ain’t tryna chin tip

You throw that vuln bomb like it’s nothin

But I will see you throw that throw that throw that throw that

(Pre + hook) til end

[Cam L]

Toxic (Clooers)

 

Baby can't you see, I'm mauling?
A noob like you shouldn't be bombin
Your DPS, it's falling

 

There's no Escape, it's on CD
I need a Vit, baby, give me it
My DPS, I'm loving it

 

You cry, I make you frown
Just use your head, get the rotation down
Do you feel me now?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
And I love flaming you
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

It's getting late, don't fuck this up
I took a sip from my potion cup
Slowly, we're only on P3

 

You cry, I make you frown
Just use your head, get the rotation down
Do you feel me now?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
And I love flaming you
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

Taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

So bad it makes me frown, I think I'm snaking now
I think I'm snaking now, I think I'm snaking now
So bad it makes me frown, I think I'm snaking now
I think I'm snaking now

[Wolf Eyes]

4 minutes ago, Cam L said:

Toxic (Clooers)

 

Baby can't you see, I'm mauling?
A noob like you shouldn't be bombin
Your DPS, it's falling

 

There's no Escape, it's on CD
I need a Vit, baby, give me it
My DPS, I'm loving it

 

You cry, I make you frown
Just use your head, get the rotation down
Do you feel me now?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
And I love flaming you
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

It's getting late, don't fuck this up
I took a sip from my potion cup
Slowly, we're only on P3

 

You cry, I make you frown
Just use your head, get the rotation down
Do you feel me now?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
And I love flaming you
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

Taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

With a taste of a split, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, you're such a blunder
With a white party hat and a pair of dyes
I'm addicted to clues
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

 

So bad it makes me frown, I think I'm snaking now
I think I'm snaking now, I think I'm snaking now
So bad it makes me frown, I think I'm snaking now
I think I'm snaking now

[Red Rat17]

"FlowChart Guy" By Red Rat17
Music accompanyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdZHaImBtvg 

 

If I could be a Superhero

I would be awesome Cam

I'd fly around the world fighting wars

According to my Awesome Plan

And if I saw Tristan trying to lie

Hurting other people and making them cry

I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van

Cause I would be Awesome Cam

 

If I could be a Superhero

I would be Skill-Free Boy

Telling the world of the evils of skilling

And the lives that it destroys

And all of the junkies getting so high

With their sharks and potions and sticks made of thai

I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy

Cause I would be skill-Free Boy

 

If I could be a Superhero

I'd be Gladiatorz Dude

I'd send all the enemy clans back to their homes

For eating up all of their food

For talking shit, we would go and take all their loot

Rune plate and shimmy’s, and all of their fruit

I'd cast a lot of spells to get rid of their brood

Cause I would be Gladiatorz Dude

 

If you could be a Superhero

Would you be Flowchart Guy?

Making sure people get what they deserve

Especially Tristan who lies

Aquire advisor, and give Tristan no job

Retired leadership would be made to leave and go sob

You could kick them, and move the team speak till they cry

Especially Tristan

Then you would be Flowchart Guy

...

Then you would be a Superhero, like me

@Tristan you logged off right before this masterpiece

 

[Kris_Kronkle]

Magic Back (set to sexyback by justin timberlake)

 

I’m bringing magic back (yeah)

That gstaff has an op spec attack

My dps on bosses always smacks

So flank the rock and I’ll pick up the slack

(yeah take em to the bridge)

Dirty mage

You see these shackles call me Raksha slave

I vine whip leachers when they misbehave

It’s just no other style makes me feel this way

(take It to the chorus)

(lure the boss here)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(attack from the back)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(AOD)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(splits on me)

Go ‘head use mage on it

Let me see what you’re bossin with

Go ‘head use mage on it

(need a bladed dive switch)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(the meta is futile)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(magic best style)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

I’m bringing magic back

Them other gamers don’t know how to act

come let me make up the dps you lack

your burnin vuln bombs gotta get in fast

Dirty mage

You see these shackles call me Raksha slave

I vine whip leachers when they misbehave

It’s just no other style makes me feel this way

(take It to the chorus)

(lure the boss here)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(attack from the back)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(AOD)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(splits on me)

Go ‘head use mage on it

Let me see what you’re bossin with

Go ‘head use mage on it

(need a bladed dive switch)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(the meta is futile)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(magic best style)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

You ready?

You ready?

You ready?

(uh) yes

I’m bringing magic back

You other suckers watch how I attack

If you’re a role you better ditch the yak

I’ll snake your team real fast and that’s a fact

(lure the boss here)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(attack from the back)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(AOD)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(splits on me)

Go ‘head use mage on it

Let me see what you’re bossin with

Go ‘head use mage on it

(need a bladed dive switch)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(the meta is futile)

Go ‘head use mage on it

(magic best style)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

Go ‘head use magic on it

(get your virtus on)

You ready? yes

You ready? yes

yes

 

[Kris_Kronkle]

Stake P-hat (paint it black parody)

I’m AFK in war’s and I want to stake P-hat

No cash stack anymore I need to stake P-hat

I see E-girls walk by dressed in their ice dyed clothes

I have to turn my head until my shard horde grows

I see a line of bots and they all have P-hats

With blood dyes and my coins all never to come back

I’ve seen people try to scam and quickly tele away

Like a nooblet baby it just happens everyday

I look inside my bank and see my one P-hat

No E-dates in war’s I must have to stake P-hat

Maybe then I’ll quit the game and not have to face the facts

It’s not easy facing up when your whole wealth is hats

No more will I merch greens and then maybe some blues

I could not foresee no wins after I lost two

If I look hard enough into the kharid sun

I’ll win it all back I’m telling you this is the one

I’m AFK in war’s and I want to stake P-hat

No cash stack anymore I need to stake P-hat

I see E-girls walk by dressed in their ice dyed clothes

I have to turn my head until my shard horde grows

(humming for a while)

I really wanna stake it

Stake P-hat

Lost last night

Don’t got much more

I wanna see p1s

Blotted out from the sky

I really wanna stake it stake it stake it

Stake P-hat

Yeah

 

[Deleted User]

Drop It

Scoop

 

 

Scape it!

Hey yeaah!
Mm... hey yeaah!

Hey yeaah!

Mm... hey yeaah!

Scape it!

We're gonna do a skill, that you have done before
(Before, before, before, before)

Now…

[Kris_Kronkle]

Grico (Big Iron)

In a group of pvmrs rode a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks around him, says public chat is hella gay

No one dared to ask for assistance no one dared to ask for splits

For the stranger there among them had the grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

It was early in group forming when he ran into these clowns

Had too many particle overrides made their FPS go down

He’s a scrub lord loose and running came a whisper from each lip

And he’s here to do some business with the Grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

In this game there is Kris Kronkle saying “magic really shreds”

Many men have tried to convince him and they say that he’s brain dead

He’s a mager and redacted with an iq of 24

and among the gear he owns is not even a drygore

not even a drygore

Now the stranger started flaming made it plain to folks around

Was an elitist ranger looked at others with a frown

He came here to trash a mager that is gaming from his bed

And he said it didn’t matter if its allowed in the raids thread

Allowed in the raids thread

Wasn’t long before Kris Kronkle heard the story that they said

But the mager didn’t worry claims the ranger is misled

20 men had tried to change him 20 men had then rage quit

21 would be the ranger with the grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

 

 

 

The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet

It was 21:11 when they appeared in war’s retreat

Folks were watching from the bank chest everybody held their breath

They new this toxic ranger was about to be his death

About to be his death

There was 400k between them much to Kris’s dismay

And the death swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today

Kris’s staff had not cleared leather fore a bak bolt fairly ripped

And the rangers aim was deadly with the grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

It was over in a few ticks and the folks had gathered round

There before them lay the body of the mager on the ground

Oh he might have went on maging but he made one fatal slip

When he tried to match the ranger with the grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

Grico Grico

When he tried to match the ranger with the grico on his hip

Grico on his hip

 

[Felicia]

Pixel Girls are Fine (Mambo No. 5)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, these pixel girls are fiiine

 

one, two, three, four, five
everybody to the hub, come on lets ride
to the training dummies around the corner
the boys say they want to hit some gems
But I really don't wanna
waste time like I did last week
I must stake because hoes ain't cheap

 

 I like aprayer, bleedblack, deathcon and pizzas
and as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do, I gotta please all my hoes
To me ed8ing is just like a sport,
Pixels fine, it's all good
Let me log in and slide into their dms

 

A little bit of nub kate in my life
A little bit of Maggie by my side
A little bit of Queenie's all I need
A little bit of Ms Jenni's what I see
A little bit of Sun Check in the sun
A little bit of Rain Check all night long
A little bit of Meluseek, here I am
A little bit of GP makes me their man

 

Pixel hoes are fine
 

<WORK IN PROGRESS, SO FAR JUST ME CACKLING>

 

A little bit of nub kate in my life
A little bit of Maggie by my side
A little bit of Queenie's all I need
A little bit of Ms Jenni's what I see
A little bit of Sun Check in the sun
A little bit of Rain Check all night long
A little bit of Meluseek, here I am
A little bit of GP makes me their man

 

Pixels, the pixels
Pixel hoes are fine

A little bit of nub kate in my life
A little bit of Maggie by my side
A little bit of Queenie's all I need
A little bit of Ms Jenni's what I see
A little bit of Sun Check in the sun
A little bit of Rain Check all night long
A little bit of Meluseek, here I am
A little bit of GP makes me their man

 

I stake all I do, to give it all to girls like you

You all can run, but you all can't hide

You and me gonna DM all night

 

'Pixel hoes are fine

[Tristan]

In spirit of the karaoke event this weekend - bumping this  

[thegreatwha]

1 minute ago, Tristan said:

In spirit of the karaoke event this weekend - bumping this  

Ha, Ty Tristan! I was looking for this thread yesterday and couldn't recall the title. Posting here soon!

[thegreatwha]

This is a song about the night our three founders, @Joe Jenninz, @Jerico, and @Blaze Mace decided to create and establish the clan on February 15th of 2001. 

This version is a parody based off the Broadway musical "Hamilton" and the song "The Story of Tonght". It was performed by myself acapella on the day of our 20-year Clan Reunion Karaoke event held on February 20th of 2021. 

 

Credit and thanks to @Rafi for helping out with it's creation - he was with me from the beginning in arranging this by providing critical historic and lyrical insights. This is the final edited version of the song and not exactly what I sang the night of the karaoke event. If any one is interested in that version (which is slightly different then the one here), you can always send me a pm here in the forums and I can send them to you.

At any rate, enjoy!

 

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The "Gladiatorz" Story of Tonight

 

[Joe]
I may not live to see our glory!

 

[Jerico/Blaze]
I may not live to see our glory!

 

[Joe]
But I will gladly join the fight!

 

[Jerico/Blaze]
But I will gladly join the fight!

 

[Joe]
And when our clannies tell our story…

 

[Jerico/Blaze]
And when our clannies tell our story…
         

[Joe]
They’ll tell the story of tonight

 

[Blaze]
Let’s have another round tonight

 

[Jerico]
Another PK trip tonight

 

[Joe]
Another PK trip tonight!

 

[Jerico]
Raise a glass to Gladzdom
They will never take our green away
No matter if your PK'd

Raise a glass to the three of us

 

[Joe/Jerico/Blaze]
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us

 

[Joe/Jerico/Blaze]
Telling the story of tonight

 

[Joe]
They’ll tell the story of tonight

 

[Joe/Jerico/Blaze]
Raise a glass to Gladzdom
They will never take our green away.

 

[Blaze]
No matter if your PK'd

 

[Jerico/Joe]
Another PK trip tonight!

[Joe]
Raise a glass to the three of us

 

[Joe/Jerico/Blaze]
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us

 

[Blaze]
Telling the story of tonight

 

[Jerico/Joe]
Another PK trip tonight

 

[Joe/Jerico/Blaze/ENSEMBLE]
They’ll tell the story of tonight
Raise a glass to Gladzdom
They’ll tell the story of tonight
Raise a glass to Gladzdom
They’ll tell the story of tonight
They'll tell the story of—

 

[FULL ENSEMBLE]
Tonight

[Kris_Kronkle]

If you PK me (if you seek amy)

… La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

… Oh, baby, baby, have you seen Kronkle tonight?
Is he praying sana’s statue, is he tanking in the mind? Oh
Oh, baby, baby, does he keep the team in line or they botch the fucking hour?
we could troll him if we like? Oh

… Oh, oh
Tell me, have you seen him?
'Cause I'm so, oh
I can't get him off of the game
I just wanna go to the boss he gon' go
Can somebody stun the pool?
Ha, ha, he, he, ha, ha, ho

… bomb me, smoke me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me
bomb me, smoke me, but can't you get the kill please?
All of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me

… La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

… Kronkle told me that he's gonna meet me up
I don't know where or when and now my ripper’s almost up, oh
I've trolled him once or twice before, we met at face
But it's hard to dbow reflect with other teammates in the way, oh

… Oh, oh
Tell me, have you seen him?
'Cause I'm so, oh
I can't get him off of the game
I just wanna go to the boss he gon' go
Can somebody stun the pool?
Ha, ha, he, he, ha, ha, ho

… bomb me, smoke me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me
bomb me, smoke me, but can't you get the kill please?
All of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me

… Oh, say what you want about me
Oh, but you’ll never get me?
(Love me, hate me) Oh, say what you want about me

… So tell me if you see him
(Let me know what he was wearing and what boss he like)
'Cause I've been bombing mid forever
(Let me know where he was going, I don't mind)
Oh, baby, baby, if you pk me tonight (Oh)
Oh, baby, baby, I’ll start raging through the mic
Oh, baby, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby, baby

… La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

… bomb me, smoke me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me
bomb me, smoke me, but can't you get the kill please?
All of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me

bomb me, smoke me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me
bomb me, smoke me, but can't you get the kill please?
All of the boys and all of the girls are trying so hard to pk me

… Oh, say what you want about me
Oh, but you’ll never get me?
(Love me, hate me) Oh, say what you want about me