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2 hours ago, Drake M said:

fuck it. if we're going to shitpost lets make it entertaining at least. I'll start a story and the person below me adds a sentence or two.

 

Once upon a time...

...there was this turtle...just minding is own business, when...

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29 minutes ago, Mike 1 said:

...there was this turtle...just minding is own business, when...

 

When... A BEARDED DRAGON SWOOPED down next to the turtle and said...

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1 hour ago, Drake M said:

 

When... A BEARDED DRAGON SWOOPED down next to the turtle and said...

"Got any grapes?"

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30 minutes ago, Mike 1 said:

"Got any grapes?"

"I just ran out, but the three sisters, that live up the road, may have what you are searching for. If you're interested in trade, I have a special item to assist you in your quest to find GRAPES."

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7 hours ago, Kate said:

Reisling is the best wine!

I couldn't agree more.  Moscato is a close 2nd.

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On 6/14/2021 at 2:19 PM, Mike 1 said:

I couldn't agree more.  Moscato is a close 2nd.

Agreed! White zinfandel is pretty good too. 

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1 hour ago, ms jenni said:

BKs

There's a burger king across the street from my apartment and when I'm not wearing my glasses I think their sign is the moon. 

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