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Kate

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  • 7 months later...

I just found this thread and my wife loves these kind of so i am going read her these. so feed us MOAR!

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  • 2 months later...

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms in the ocean? Bob

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? Matt

 

Last one 😆

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art

 

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  • 2 months later...

what did the young girl with no hands get for Christmas? I'll let you know once she's opened it...

 

what is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint.

 

where did little Susie go during the bombing? everywhere

 

My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and told me I shouldn't believe everything I read online. I told her I didn't have to put up with this, there are desperate single ladies less than a mile away waiting for love.

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What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus Station and a Lobster with titties?

 

 

One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean :P

 

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