Alternatively titled, Dad jokes.   My best friend and I have long since lost our fathers, so on father's day we have a longstanding tradition of making sure to spam each other with bad/dad jokes which are one of my absolute favorite things. Let's start a bad/dad joke thread!      Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starter pistol? Poor Onya...    What do sprinters eat before a run? Nothing, they fast!     RIP boiling water, you will be mist.