Hello my name is Jon Snow and I know nothing

[Drake M]

My lady friend of 5 months (known her for 7 months) just legitimately asked me when I'm going to propose to her. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm not try to get married. Pls assist me I'm just a wee lad

[Veggie]

Just be honest

[Beric]

12 minutes ago, Drake said:

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Run. 

[Cam L]

Construct a fake identity (I assume you already have one, so that should be relatively easy), tell her you're going to visit your grandmother for the weekend, and move to Guatemala and spend the rest of your life working on a sugar plantation. 

[Liz]

She’s most likely pregnant... push her down the stairs ‘accidently’ :>

[Aranda]

Lol, you've been together 5 months and she wants you to propose to her? Red flag! Haha but seriously, just tell her that you're not ready for that. It's pretty simple

[xDeni]

run for your life and don't look back.

[Drake M]

28 minutes ago, Beric said:

Run. 

 

27 minutes ago, Cam L said:

Construct a fake identity (I assume you already have one, so that should be relatively easy), tell her you're going to visit your grandmother for the weekend, and move to Guatemala and spend the rest of your life working on a sugar plantation. 

Glad our leadership council agrees on the advice  

12 minutes ago, Liz said:

She’s most likely pregnant

Haha she's most definitely not

6 minutes ago, Aranda said:

Lol, you've been together 5 months and she wants you to propose to her? Red flag! 

That is exactly how I felt but more 

[AmusedDragon]

1 hour ago, Veggie said:

Just be honest

Thread should have stopped here.

 

[Beric]

8 minutes ago, AmusedDragon said:

Thread should have stopped here.

That's no fun. 

[Bryce]

49 minutes ago, Drake said:

Haha she's most definitely not

 

better safe then sorry

[Cam L]

26 minutes ago, AmusedDragon said:

Thread should have stopped here.

 

But... Guatemalan sugar plantation 

[Deathcon]

Have a kid, raise it with the utmost importance and teach it the hench runescape strats so it can get you comp cape back

[John Kleppe]

Its a greencard wedding dude.

[Overvoltage]

 

[Rafi]

On 4/16/2018 at 1:26 AM, Overvoltage said:

 

I'm suddenly filled with so much hope for the future. 

[Bryce]

On 4/16/2018 at 1:26 AM, Overvoltage said:

 

damn adblock missed one

[thegreatwha]

On 4/15/2018 at 6:26 PM, AmusedDragon said:

On 4/15/2018 at 5:18 PM, Veggie said:

Just be honest

Thread should have stopped here.

This right here

[Daeneces]

probably marry them