TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Gladz Top 100 Charts Basically, after attempting to find one of my old songs that I wrote, and seeing a bunch of other Gladz hit singles that were lost to time. I decided to make a thread specifically for original Gladz songs. So please as they are created, post them here so we can enjoy the lyricism of our clanmates for years to come! I will be posting my own songs as well as some of my favorites I've been able to find from the past Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 PANDA [Intro] Quick Message, no plebs allowed but I'm having a party off the coast of Karamja in my fucking yacht [Chorus] Beat 1: Panda - Desiigner I got broads and they stank 'fletchin that shit at the bank Praising Zanik in my orlando Fuck on that lil bitch Bandos Ninety-nine, maxing Got no cape looks like it's panda ROTS with the dragon and GONEja Murder me? Take a hammer Ninety-nine, maxing Got no cape, Panda Pocket slot, handy XP Gainz, dandy CHOOCH Beat 2: Thomas the dank engine Hip Hop Mix I got seven cash stacks, about 8 sails banked nine runes, ten yaks pack ya bags we're goin in. Getting gainz ain't a thang but we all know construction is a pain. DANG. Wolf Eyes wishin he had a blood dye. DANG. Poor Cam wishin he had the venasaur. DANG. IFB BUT NOT ON MONDAY. DANG. Out praisin Zanik No need to panic I'm training construction, I'm too lit to function. This shit ain't no joke, you're chopping some oaks hol up ayaya ayayayayayaya *ad libs* I'M THE FUCKING BEST Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) DON'T DIG (to the beat of Chief Keef's "Don't Like") By T-Panda ft. Pandrizzy INTRO (ad lib): i'on like i'on like This T-Panda Shout out Veggie rank 9 Archaeology or whatever the fuck HOOK: Went to Ice Peak for that White Oak, Sold this shit 300k this shit a joke. Ancient Time Piece that's what's on my wrist, you joke diggas, you be lookin kinda pissed (YAH). Blowin Mally (Malachite) Green out my hookah pipe. Suckin on my D-mattock, bitch you right. Goldrune grills thats just how I feel, I know you fuck diggas rockin Imperial Steel. Verse 1 (T-Panda/Pandrizzy): (How much is that D-mattock?) Bitch you tryna fight? Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC. Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC. Whats the Pylon at? Join Pylon FC. Whats the Pylon at? Say goodbye to CC. Sneak dissin' some shit I appreciate. March 30 Jagex held a fucking date. Aye Aye, it's Pandrizzy on the mic baby Took yo bitch down into the saaaaaannddd She said "baby where the fuck is my maaaaaannnn" I said "i'on know girl he prolly Plaaaaaaayyyinnn. He prolly suckin dino cock just saaayyyinnn." HOOK: Went to Ice Peak for that White Oak, Sold this shit 300k this shit a joke. Ancient Time Piece that's what's on my wrist, you joke diggas, you be lookin kinda pissed (YAH). Blowin Mally (Malachite) Green out my hookah pipe. Suckin on my D-mattock, bitch you right. Goldrune grills thats just how I feel, I know you fuck diggas rockin Imperial Steel. Verse 2: What in the name of Indiana Jones, I got a lot of bones. One for ya nanny ya mammy, ya grandma, ya grandpa, ya momma, ya papa, The Doctor Nabanik, Oh fuck on me Zanik If you do not fuck with my beautiful Zanik I fly you across the Atlantic, just to fuck up ya face and see the panic, this shit is tragic like beric, kinda generic, but i keep it numeric no 8.5, but I keep it 9. The Legatus around ya neck lookin kinda nice. So I stepped up just to snatch ya ice. Aye aye... hop up out the Guild, hit the rock twice (*POP POP* YAH) Edited April 6, 2020 by TokenPanda Link to comment
Drake M Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 @Pizzas @Cam L Archive the greatness Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 PIZZA'S "CAM L DISS TRACK" (music and beat adapted from JonLajoie's "Show Me Your Genitals") [Intro] Camels are stupid and I don't respect them That's right, I just make lyrics for them [Chorus] Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! [Verse One] You're talking to me about stuff... why? I'd rather see your humps Now you're talking about other stuff... why? I'd much rather see your humps I can't have sex with your staff of sliske And I can't put my penis in your dye from taverly And I can't shove my fist in your french hunnies So why you sharing all this information with me? It's not offensive cause I'm saying it in a song That's right bitch~! Now put away your camel dong and [Chorus] Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! [Verse Two] Knock knock, who's there? It's me Wonderin why you're not one twenty Know knock, who's there? Me again! Still wonderin why you're not one twenty I wanna see your herbert, I don't care what you say No you don't have Yaga, because construction is great This line has to rhyme with AY AY AY Gladiatorz love my raps cause they're really good Camels' brains are much stupider than people's are So they should always listen to us cause we're smart Camels are only good for three things Bossing, skilling... and EUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH [Chorus] Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! Show me your camel toes, your camel toes- WHAT! Show me your camel toes - thicc flat hooves! [Verse Three] I can give good memes to you Cause I'm really good at memes I can give good memes to you Cause I'm really good at memes [Outro] Ahh yeah, that's right Go be a... camel I'm out of here, I've gotta go praise zanik with a lot of girls Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) CAM L - Thank U, Nex (to the tune of Thank U, Next - Ariana Grande) Thought I'd end up with Rax, But his mechanics are ass Wrote some songs about Yaka Now I listen and laugh Even got a boss title and for Telos, I'm thankful Wish I could say, "Thank you" to BM But Tuzzy's an asshole One made me rich One made me elitist And one makes me pissed My team makes me heated I'm Warden and Dormant But here I am at AoD Oh, look what I got! A Blood Tentacle for me! And for that, I say Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' Getting PMs from friends But they know I ain't comin' Plus, I met someone else We havin' better discussions I know they say I move on too fast But this one gon' last 'Cause his name is Telos And I'm so good with that He gives me orbs He gives me dorm staves How he gives me gains That shit's amazing I'm Warden and Dormant But here I am at AoD Oh, look what I got! A Blood Tentacle for me! And for that I say Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fucking One day I'll wear a P-hat Holding hands with my e-date I'll thank spaghetti man 'Cause he gave me the paper Wanna dance in Max Guild real bad Gon' swim in that cash God forbid something happens Least this song is a smash I've got so much gold I've got so much XP I get all the gains This turned out amazing I'm Warden and Dormant But here I am at AoD Oh, look what I got! A Blood Tentacle for me! And for that I say Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex I'm so fuckin' grateful for my pets Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Yeah Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Thank you, Nex Yeah Edited April 6, 2020 by TokenPanda Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 CAM L's "PIZZAS DISS TRACK" Pizza lookin ass Get back in the oven Like your hardcore ironman, You ain't got nothin Train construction all day And woodcut too Your accounts would be dice If I was you You wrote Stake Star But you can't deliver I've got so many bangers Won Gladz' best singer So while you try to start Your meme rap career Just remember one thing I run shit here THE Ohio State? More like biggest overrate 49-20, bitch Made Urban Meyer walk away Your school mascot Might be a big nut But coming at me like this? Boy, you ain't got none You don't deserve this But you started first Write a camel diss track I'll put you in a hearse So while you sittin over there Tryna diss me like a baby I'll be droppin bars Like your idol Yung Gravy Link to comment
Cam L Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 The song that started it all: Treat Tristan Better I won't lie to you I know Rain's just not right for you And you can tell me if I'm off But I see it in your face When you say that he's the one that you want And you're spending all your time In this wrong situation And anytime you want it to stop I know I can treat you better than Rain can And any girl like you deserves a gentleman Tell me why are you wasting time At these Seren mines When you could raid with me instead I know I can treat you better Better than Rain can I'll stop time for you The tick that you say you'd like me to I just wanna give you the quest points that you're missing Baby just to play 'Scape with you Would be everything you need and this could be so different You could have a comp cape too (Cause I know I can treat you better...) Better than Rain can Give me a sign Take my hand, we'll be fine Promise I won't flowchart you Just know that you don't Have to do this alone Promise I'll never flowchart you (again) (Cause I know I can treat you better...) Better than Rain can Better than Rain can Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 PIZZA's "Response to Cam L dissing me" [Hook] Did you miss me? Aww yeah, what? What? Lil Abortion Bucket is right back in this bitch 2019 is the year I recorded this song Still not loving camels Still got love for other mammals Player haters beware because... [Hook] Camels don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill camels With bars (pow) [Verse 1] Hey punk ass camels what you lookin at? You think you can fuck with me? You better watch your ass Because I have a big vocabulary and I can use it well I'm a legend in the gladiatorz, a holy man from hell I'm a high priest like Oliver Platt in the movie Year One I'm zanik's chosen one, and this song isn't done I'm bad like the former leader Tristan I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire on your foreskin Sad camels burning, Bad camels burning (Put your hands up) Sad camels burning, Bad camels burning (That's kind messed up) What? What? you got a problem with this? Maybe I should treat your forehead to a kiss Because on top of Ari I know some Taylor Swift stuff So if you come at me I'll roast you and I'll say "Thass tough" And I mean thats tough your bars arent good enough And my bars are totally good enough I'm all about the avatar XP buff (What?) [Hook] Camels don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill camels With bars (pow) [Verse 2] If a camel messes with me I hit him with my staff All over his neck and back and down his ass Cause I don't give a fuck I killed his family for this No, wait, that just makes me sound say-dist Listen I kill a lot of camels because I have a lot of death runes You can't kill a lot of people cause you don't have a lot of death runes HaHa you want these loots but you cannot get them That means that you have bad RNG and no dice income Stupid poor camel, stupid poor camel(I have more french hunnies than you) Stupid poor camel, stupid poor camel(You can't even afford this feud!) When I show women my memes, they want to have sex with me And they always praise Zanik cause I'm the fkn high priest 200 unmade memes and 200 done I'm the Pablo Picasso of Zanik The most prolific artistic I'm The rapper of the century, the Gladiatorz best one I'm the Jade of giant dicks.. Uh, that's inappropriate... Everybody knows that my bars are really imposing Like the R-I-P on your gravestone as you are decomposing My lyrics are like the quest the Chosen Commander .....They're really good [Hook] Camels don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill camels With bars (pow) [Verse 3] I've killed so many camels careers that I don't even remember how many camel warriors I've killed... But it's probably around 1....thousand This is the outro Representin the East side Oh to the Hi-O, Bitch Oh yeah, Camels are actually good for 4 things Bossing Skilling EUUGGHHH And getting rekt at karaoke Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 The RuneScape Rap – imGONEja This is a RuneScape rap so sit back and enjoy the beat I’m training my rhyme, skilling, so baby put up your feet. Bout to raid this game deep, Beastmaster, accept defeat You lookin’ round clueless, I’m a master I’m elite. I started out level 3, long time ago. Now I duo nex and even do vorago. Auras on, pots up, bitch ready to fucking go? I love this MMO like my souls oh you don't know? I go to menepho’ more than I go to the fucking sto’ And I don’t know if I’m a be able to put it down or just let it go Playing for long ass hours, sometimes forgetting showers Showering special powers on flowers and stupid cowards Surging through the game, especially to win them races Or when you’re racing through all those big ass ol’ empty spaces I’d love to see all y’all your faces, when I get that ‘casted drop Getting so many, pmods behind me be yellin’ STOP! Ability after ability, turning hostility into tranquility, Regain my civility, Don my mobility, go train agility Murder a beat, massacre, make em go back to classical Clashes making you bastards flashback backward to falador So In the end this is simple, I’m a king you’re a victim So when you level up just come on back come get some til then go back home homie, back up bitch you don’t know me don’t act like you’ll win this time that shit is phony Been slaying all day, using up all my potions Showing no emotions, So much blood its like an ocean, Serial killer in motion, take no damage, I pop devotion Been here so long, god damn, my equipment’s broken ********cut the track******** “Damn it, really? I’m out of charges? This is some dumb shit Now I gotta go buy more? I knew I should’ve made a div alt…” *********resume track******* Repair it and I’m back, my cash stack it has no limit I’m the sickest at the clinic, my business is the quickness Down to the final minutes, I’m finishin up my hit list kill em all with death’s swiftness, not leaving a single witness Can’t handle me bitch, so random events go kiss my ass Don’t step to me bitch, Ill knock you out don’t make me laugh Get one-shot bitch, tuska’s wrath, on task Dps-ing you hard, onslaught, sliskean staff. Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 KING WHITE -- FREESTYLE Them motherfuckers came at me telling me I couldn’t rap about Solak And I came at them like bet motherfucker Solak, let me hit it back, I mean woah wait rollback to the track Where I came before this, fucking on this bitch her name was doris The first time that I came down, to the willy nilly old town, called the lost grove, cooking kettles in my pot before I saw my stove I turned back, i said fuck it, let grab some sailfish and I’ll be on my way But then the very next thing I knew I was in the grave but my homie with the name amuseddragon told me i was brave Said you did very good for your first day I said homie you the realest, you the fucking best Let me get my pack yak and motherfuck the buddapest I’m impressed by your talent, the lyrics in your flow Let’s save some fucking money he put it in practice mode And then we went on a roll. Then i fucked up, what a suprise, i was just the dumbest man spitting rhymes I’m the greatest pvmer in the cittaaayyy Ima come around here sucking titayys But I don’t play, yeah we got the kill Now I’m chilling with The real civillian, in pavillions, Panda making millions While im over drilling Lost grove every single day Yo that’s just what I say Thank you very much You taught me how to eat the pussayyyy Link to comment
Cam L Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Stake Star - As written by Dave and performed by Cam L Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the clan He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb In the shape of a Godbow on his forehead Well the stakes start coming and they don't stop coming Followed the rules and I got scammed again Didn't make sense not to stake for fun Your risk goes up but your cash goes down So much to stake, might win one more So what's wrong with world fifty-four? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never win if you don't go Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake And all that he can kill is mole But he can do the DPS role It's a cool place but Cam wants to intervene I'm up right now, but wait 'til I get cleaned But the Wooly Advisor says he called it Judging by the lack of coins in my wallet The cash I stake is getting pretty thin My risk is getting low so I might as well quit My bank is empty, how about yours? That's the way I like it, lost my Zaros Godsword Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake And all that he can kill is mole But he can do the DPS role Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake And all that he can kill is mole But he can do Somebody once asked could I spare some shards or cash? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little money myself And we could all use a little stake Well, the stakes start coming and they don't stop coming Followed the rules and I got scammed again Didn't make sense not to stake for fun Your risk goes up but your cash goes down So much to stake, might win one more So what's wrong with world fifty-four? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never win if you don't go Hey now, you're a staker, get the poly on, go stake Hey now, you're a PvMer, get the Godbow on, go Drake And all that he can kill is mole But he can do the DPS role And all that he can kill is mole But he can do the DPS role Not sure if I should be proud or terrified that I just wrote that entire thing out from memory. Link to comment
AmusedDragon Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 2:50 PM, TokenPanda said: but my homie with the name amuseddragon told me i was brave Rest in peace, @King White Link to comment
TokenPanda Posted April 7, 2020 Author Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 2:50 PM, TokenPanda said: The real civillian, in pavillions, Panda making millions While im over drilling Lost grove every single day 2 hours ago, AmusedDragon said: Rest in peace, @King White amen, what even happened to that guy? Link to comment
Beric Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, TokenPanda said: amen, what even happened to that guy? Alcohol poisoning is my guess Link to comment
Kris_Kronkle Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 6 hours ago, TokenPanda said: amen, what even happened to that guy? from my understanding he puts krunk kronkle to shame with irresponsible alcohol consumption. would not even be shocked if beric was right Link to comment
thegreatwha Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 1:41 PM, TokenPanda said: PIZZA'S "CAM L DISS TRACK" To the tune: "Show Me Your Genitals" - by MC Vagina (JonLajoie). On 4/6/2020 at 1:48 PM, TokenPanda said: PIZZA's "Response to Cam L dissing me" To the tune: "I Kill People" - by MC Vagina (JonLajoie) Link to comment
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