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This event began 11/03/2024 and repeats every week on Sunday for 1 occurrence

 

The Saturday Session Events Are Always At 21:30 Game Time
(Even if I mess up the calendar...{cough} )

 

Hi. I'm OddsRatio, owner and operator of Average Odds' PvM.

 

I'm here to tell you you're perfect just the way you are. But if you feel like gaining a few gold pieces, "Gitting Gud (Enough)", and making friends in the process, Odds' is the place for you. So come on down and learn some great content the way it's supposed* to be done.

 

Saturday Sessions: 
 

The Saturday Sessions are dedicated to a specific boss. Each boss is going to get a Season, i.e. a few weeks/months dedicated to this specific boss.

 

The first Season is over. The second Season now begins. Goodbye Solak, and hello VORAGO (See links below)

 

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AVE BOSSA NOVA, SIMILIS BOSSA SENECA! (IYKYK)

 

Please also note the change of duration. The Saturday Sessions are now scheduled for 2 hours to allow for even more PvM. Don't feel you have to be there for both hours, but you can be if you want to.

 

All drops will be celebrated in the Delta HouseAsk for "Bluto". Must bring own toga.

 

 

Ad Hoc Averageness Sessions: 

 

Average Odds' PvM is flexible, if you can PvM it, we'll try it, or your money back.**

 

  • Do you want to fix up your UI, perfect your key binds, tune up your basic PvM tools, unlocks, and skills, or learn a boss?
  • Do you want to learn how to kill a specific boss? We can give it a try! No perfect rotations or best-in-slot gear needed, NBRs welcome (The owner of Average Odds' Pvm is a big NBR).
  • Do you want to get achievements on bosses or in Elite Dungeons? Try our new "Wait...we have to do THAT?" service. 
  • Do you want to get together with clannies and run a mass Vorago? Yeah, well that relies on outside consultants for the moment, but we can damned well try!

 

So if our Saturday Sessions are dedicated to something other than what you want or need, Average Odds' PvM can run an Ad Hoc Averageness Session just for you.***

 

 

(Coming in the following unspecified time period: More cluelessness. Swearwords. PDF Boss Guides. A deep and lingering sense of despair. Even a clan drop competition [Rigged])

 

*Actual appropriateness and efficiency of any PvM will vary. Please ring our Complaints Hotline (+44 (0) 800 GITGUDNBR) to discuss your dissatisfaction. Ask for Brenda.

 

**There's no money.

 

**Secure your session with a low, low up front deposit of a mere one billion gold pieces, and incredible monthly payments of five hundred million gold pieces for life. Special Clannie discounts are available.

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Tree? NO! Big Stone!


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OddsRatio

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Thanks, Wha! Thoroughly ripped off from Dodgeball! ? 

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SoulChaser

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Im super ready for this! I will see you there Odds!

 

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GNT Patrick

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I'll take you up on the offer to look at my UI and keybinds lol. And if you schedule some ED3 classes, let me know - I can solo up to Amby, but I have a hard time with him.... sadtimes.... Really need to pay attention to the events calendar. There a way to get alerts for the calendar?

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This. This is what I'm looking for if you'll have me. 

 

I look forward to it!

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OddsRatio

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@NU7TY I'm updating "Average Odds' Saturday Sessions" to be less general and more specific to a boss. 

 

However, if that's not for you, Average Odd's Impromptu Bespoke PvM is always available, just message me in-game, on Discord, or on the forums and we can sort something out.

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OddsRatio

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Whoops!

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OddsRatio

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[SNIP]

 

No longer relevant.

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OddsRatio

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[SNIP]

 

No longer relevant.

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PotatoFungus

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@OddsRatio

 

Haha I may have accidentally tweaked the day on the calendar. I think I fixed it correctly, but just double check! :)

 

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OddsRatio

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[SNIP]

 

No longer relevant.

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OddsRatio

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TL;DR Update:

 

1) The Saturday Sessions are now dedicated to Vorago, starting 21:30 game time 18/OCT/2024

 

2) The Saturday Sessions are now scheduled for 2 hours. Joining the session at the start is NOT a commitment to more than the first hour.

 

3) If at all possible, please be ready to start the Saturday Sessions 10 minutes before the scheduled time. That way, I can get the invites out in a timely manner, and we can start the sessions in time to get a full hour. (I'll try to be on time too! 🙂  )

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The Saturday Sunday Sessions Events Are On Sundays At 21:30 Game Time For The Next Two Weeks (03/NOV/2024 and 10/NOV.2024)


 

For the next two Saturdays, I am being forced to go outside (AGAIN) and do "Things I Enjoy" with "People I Like". I will be unable to get XP Gainz during this time. Please mourn my progress during this period when my human rights are being violated.

 

The good news is that Average Odds' PvM has been moved to Sunday for those two weeks. The events are also two hours long.

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