This event begins 05/25/2024 and repeats every week forever
Hi. I'm OddsRatio, owner and operator of Average Odds' PvM.
I'm here to tell you you're perfect just the way you are. But if you feel like gaining a few gold pieces, "Gitting Gud (Enough)", and making friends in the process, Odds' is the place for you. Don't forget that Elite Dungeon and Raksha classes are forming right now (Other bosses are available). So come on down and learn some great content the way it's supposed* to be done.
Saturday Sessions:
Average Odds' PvM is flexible, if you can PvM it, we'll try it, or your money back.
Do you want to fix up your UI, perfect your key binds, tune up your basic PvM tools, unlocks, and skills, or learn a boss? This is something we can do during the scheduled Saturday Session.
Do you want to learn how to kill a specific boss? We can give it a try! No perfect rotations or best-in-slot gear needed, NBRs welcome (The owner of Average Odds' Pvm is a big NBR).
Do you want to get achievements on bosses or in Elite Dungeons? Try our new "Wait...we have to do THAT?" service.
Do you want to get together with clannies and run a mass Vorago? Yeah, well that relies on outside consultants for the moment, but we can damned well try!
If our Satruday Sessions are dedicated to something other than what you need at that time, Average Odds' PvM can run ad hoc tailored sessions just for you.**
All drops will be celebrated in the Delta House. Ask for "Bluto". Must bring own toga.
(Coming in the following weeks/months: More cluelessness. Swearwords. A deep and lingering sense of despair. Even a clan drop competition [Rigged])
*Actual appropriateness and efficiency of any PvM will vary. Please ring our Complaints Hotline (+44 (0) 800 GITGUDNBR) to discuss your dissatisfaction. Ask for Brenda.
**Secure your session with a low, low up front deposit of a mere one billion gold pieces, and incredible monthly payments of five hundred million gold pieces for life. Special Clannie discounts are available.
