Confession Topic

[Doc]

Had a dream last night that I was in love with a wonderful girl. Then I woke up feeling like shit

[ReDrOc]

I fell off my chair singing on ts drunk

Edited April 26, 2012 by Luke

[Shakazulu]

I have an obsession with penises, to the point I have to check the dates on all of them. If one is older than 1982 I will not spend it.

^Honest to God not a troll

[Hess]

WHO THE FUCK EDITTED MY CONFFESSION TO PENISES

oh you did

[Emeraldwpn]

I like M Night shamalamadingdong's movies. Except for the village.

[Shakazulu]

WHO THE FUCK EDITTED MY CONFFESSION TO PENISES

oh you did

[Doc]

I like M Night shamalamadingdong's movies. Except for the village.

I saw Signs when it came out as a child. The scene where the alien walks past the alleyway in Mexico haunted me for years. Maybe two years ago I watched it again, this time alone. I found that facing my fear of that alien ended my fear.

[The Zane]

-I can never get to sleep unless someone else is in the room with me (I share a room with my brother)

-I'm paranoid of my friends

-I'm pretty skinny (110 lbs @ 5'9)

-I'm still not over my ex girlfriend (we broke up around 7 months ago due to her moving, we still talk to each other a ton)

-I'm emotionally sensitive (Not sure if that's a bad thing...)

-My dad died when I was only a couple of months old due to DUI

-I hate my current step father

-I've stolen from my parents

Wow, reading these made me feel like shit.

Edited December 11, 2012 by The Zane

[Hess]

-I can never get to sleep unless someone else is in the room with me (I share a room with my brother)

-I'm paranoid of my friends

-I'm pretty skinny (110 lbs @ 5'9)

-I'm still not over my ex girlfriend (we broke up around 7 months ago due to her moving, we still talk to each other a ton)

-I'm emotionally sensitive (Not sure if that's a bad thing...)

-My dad died when I was only a couple of months old due to DUI

-I hate my current step father

-I've stolen from my parents

Wow, reading these made me feel like shit.

You are still my widdle baby

[Memphus]

When I was younger and single, I used to masturbate before dates so I would last longer during sex.

[Veggie]

I choked on a strip of bacon that was far, far from crispy when I was about 13 and my dad saved my life. Now I tense up everytime I eat something if I don't have a drink on hand to wash it down. I will simply not eat a meal unless I also have a drink (an acidy drink at that) to wash it down. I also cut the visible fat off of all meats because I'm afraid of choking on it and it takes too long to chew. I also cut the pieces of meat that I do eat into tiny nibble pieces about 1/10 the size of what I see other people eat.

I have averaged 7 hours 15 minutes on RuneScape per day everyday since I've created the account Vigilant Foe.

My family thought/thinks I watch porn all day when my door is closed and they don't know I started playing RuneScape again and I think that's less embarrassing than if they knew I were back to playing RuneScape.

I stayed up for about 44 hours straight playing RuneScape over the Double Experience Weekend in October.

I only started playing RuneScape again because I decided it was more fun than switching off every game of Call of Duty with my brother after he broke all but one of our Xbox controllers - on my Xbox - with my Call of Duty games - which he broke later also, and he also broke the Xbox.

My friend who I used to play RuneScape with in middle school was talking about RuneScape and how there was a new skill "dungeoning" and it was completely stupid, about 4 years after I had quit. I was 200M Dungeoneering xp when he said this.

One of my biggest concerns with going off to college was how I was going to find time to masturbate if I had a roommate. I signed up for a single room and got it.

I punched some kid in the face when I was in sixth grade because he hacked me for 2M. Everyone else who saw or heard about it thought it was because he was annoying and they were really happy that I did it because he was an overall sack of shit anyway, and I just went with that story. My parents even found out and they were glad I did it as they knew him and his parents.

I avoid talking to anybody in real life unless they're my friend or for some reason it's required that I do.

[Chewy]

I jacked $700 from my highschool's fundraiser.

I spent $700 on coke.

I've been tasered by police for resisting.

I went on a high speed chase(and got away) then turned myself in.

I banged my friends girlfriend and he never found out.

Edited December 13, 2012 by Chewy G

[Beric]

I have rapid cycling bipolar I. I take so many pills that they should almost count as a meal.

I consider it a great personal triumph when I manage to make it through a bipolar episode without 1) asking for a divorce or 2) trying to quit Gladz. Doesn't happen often!

Hearing people talk gives me a headache. Doesn't matter if it's my wife, my kids, or a complete stranger. I fucking hate hearing people talk. I especially hate it if I'm expected to respond.

I once watched an Animal Planet special on werewolves and was so freaked out by it that when I walked the dog that night I begged my wife to stand on the porch (it was dark, okay? ).

I have an intense fear of spiders (think girlishly high-pitched screaming and tears) yet I've never killed one. I just screech while carrying them safely outside. Also once had one fall on me during sex. I haven't been the same since.

I've never seen Ursula's death in The Little Mermaid. Have always looked away.

[Cpatel23]

i only do it for the lols

[Ninexblue]

When I was younger and single, I used to masturbate before dates so I would last longer during sex.

Standard operating procedure.

[Doc]

I was washing dishes 30 minutes ago. I had to fart, so I did. Wasn't a fart, was explosive diarrhea. So I go to the bathroom, scrub my jeans, clean myself. I will never drink coffee again. I will never have peace of mind when I fart again. I will never feel clean again.

[Doc]

I downloaded that thrift shop song today

[Astraeus G]

Never knew of this topic. 

 

1- I once pushed a kid off his bike and ran to the kid's mom. I blamed it on someone else. (happened when i was 12)

2- It always takes me 1-2 hours to fully go to sleep.

3-I hate sitting in the front in my classes

4-I use to kill birds and pigeons when i was 5. No weapon, it was done by hand.

5-I've fallen off a 40ft mountain side

6- Been through 4 heart surgeries

7- Lied to my cardiologist a few times

8- In the 2nd grade some kid thought it was funny to peep at me while taking a shit so i wiped, pulled my pants up and ran with a tissue full of brown material and stuck it in his face.

9-I don't like religion much but i always like to visit the one church i enjoyed going to when i was 13-16 years old. They're nice people and i think they helped stay away from ever joining a gang. 

10- I don't enjoy eating chile by it's self. 

11- Sophomore year in high school i slept with the most annoying girl while still having feelings about the one girl who i actually wanted to be with.

12- 2 motths later asked the girl i wanted to be with out and got rejected

13- Years later i saw her again, we ended up going to the same college  and we are friends but i'm afraid to ask her out. >_> (the only girl i fear)

14- I've played rs two days straight non stop. I wanted to see what happens on rs  when i sleep

15-I've been killed by the highway man in falador and lost 7k when i was lvl 8

[Erador]

I'm a nice guy in real life.

[Hess]

I'm actually not Gay