Official Favorite Drink Thread

[Doc]

y do u have these saved

[Emeraldwpn]

[Emeraldwpn]

not saved, they will be gone... whenever that thread dies.

[Emeraldwpn]

what if zelda was a girl

[Emeraldwpn]

[Emeraldwpn]

[Mike]

no nip, no vag, no foul.

[Doc]

no nip, no vag, no foul.

but penis is ok right?

[Emeraldwpn]

[Hess]

Keith

I approve.

[Emeraldwpn]

you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ....fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know

lmao

[Memphus]

Emerald - you do realise that Zelda IS a girl right? I think you have Zelda confused with Link, the hero of the game series that rescues Princess Zelda.

[Beric]

Emerald - you do realise that Zelda IS a girl right? I think you have Zelda confused with Link, the hero of the game series that rescues Princess Zelda.

I kind of love that you read through the topic and this is what you comment on.

[Memphus]

Can't quote on the mobile version of the site. Fucking annoying as hell.

[Veggie]

Emerald - you do realise that Zelda IS a girl right? I think you have Zelda confused with Link, the hero of the game series that rescues Princess Zelda.

Guess that's why they're called /b/tards

[Emeraldwpn]

Emerald - you do realise that Zelda IS a girl right? I think you have Zelda confused with Link, the hero of the game series that rescues Princess Zelda.

yeah, and metroid is a guy.

Edited December 14, 2012 by Emeraldwpn

[Jake]

get money keith. everyday.

[Emeraldwpn]

get money keith. everyday.

erryday. I'm 1 hour away.

[Memphus]

Emerald - you do realise that Zelda IS a girl right? I think you have Zelda confused with Link, the hero of the game series that rescues Princess Zelda.

yeah, and metroid is a guy.

Actually I'm pretty sure there is no character named Metroid. I believe metroids are the power source in the game you are trying to harness. Samus Aran, the protagonist, is female.