Why I hate Zamorak

[Memphus]

In one of the first god letters, over a decade ago, I wrote a letter to Zamorak asking him what he thought of my partyhat collection. He laughed at me and said I wasted my money on dumb paper hats, and I would be better off buying a helmet. So I traded my partyhats for a Dragon Medium Helmet (the rarest item in the game, at the time). Thanks for your great advice, Zamorak. This is why I have beef with him, and have made it my goal to personally kill him.

[Damin]

Barrelchest anchor.

[Zell Smith]

If you ever see him, that is worthy of a kick in the tits.

[*Tom*]

Unlucky m8

[Grave Wizard]

So you joined Saradomin eh?

[Memphus]

If you ever see him, that is worthy of a kick in the tits.

 

I can see him, in Lumbridge. But every time I try to get close to him his followers start to burn me and shit. And he doesn't have an "Attack" option.

[Beric]

Didn't you also trade one for your signature? I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your wealth to someone more responsible.

[Astraeus G]

Haha

[Memphus]

Didn't you also trade one for your signature? I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your wealth to someone more responsible.

 

Yeahhhhhhh but at least I'm still getting value out of this awesoem signature.

The dragon med just gave me +2 defense over a rune large. Hardly worth it. Though, I did look badass.

[*Tom*]

I remember paying 2.6 mil for my first D med..I looked so badass

[India777]

lol 

[Tyxi]

This is phenomenal. Hahahaha

[Bryce]