Pick up lines to get a girl (Harry Potter Style)

[Ds s]

1. 'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets! 
2. Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time. 
3. Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor? 
4. Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!
5. I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
6. Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants? 
7. I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical! 
8. I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do! 
9. My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....
10. You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS! 

 

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[Chewy]