Quick!

[Jake]

[James]

Most of the women in the small hick town I live in have herpes and annoy me.

[Beric]

Because I have a wife and that would be weird. 

[Deathstar]

I.. I.. do

[Rain]

I...I...uh...wat

[Ymesocool]

Righty would be too jealous.

[Astraeus G]

I'm into nice girls that aren't into me

[Tristan]

because I don't roll that way

[iSweetiie]

Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.

[Grave Wizard]

Because I feel having another one will have me file for bankruptcy.

[Ethan]

Because I smoke too much, causing anxiety around new people.

[Just Abby]

Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.

^^

Well said!

[Hess]

Because  I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around

I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same.  I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name

Oh well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right, and Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me, which one I love the best; I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest

'Cause I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer...
I roam around, around, around....

 

 

 

 

 

And because I dumped the crazy bitch

[Cam L]

What's a girl?

[India777]

Because simple minded pretty girls just don't get me, not trying to sound chauvinist or anything just saying 

[Dave]

Because I'm

Ran out of time. Damn phone typing.

[Killed Lord]

No girl-no worries.

[A Dark Heart]

single game is more  fun.   

[Jake]

Most of the women in the small hick town I live in have herpes and annoy me.

 

>herpes is bad

 

 

Because I have a wife and that would be weird. 

 

>2013

>getting married

 

 

I.. I.. do

 

>lel dstar

 

I...I...uh...wat

 

>iktfb

 

Righty would be too jealous.

 

>not being a lefty

 

I'm into nice girls that aren't into me

 

>not realizing crazy girls are where it's at

 

 

because I don't roll that way

 

>i've never thought about another girl that way b-b-before

 

 

Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.

 

>implying girls on the internet

 

 

Because I feel having another one will have me file for bankruptcy.

 

>m-muh feminism

 

Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.

^^

Well said!

 

>'no'

 

Because  I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around

I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same.  I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name

Oh well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right, and Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight

And when she asks me, which one I love the best; I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest

'Cause I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer...

I roam around, around, around....

 

 

 

 

 

And because I dumped the crazy bitch

 

underrated post

 

 

What's a girl?

 

>not knowing all girls have a dick

 

 

Because simple minded pretty girls just don't get me, not trying to sound chauvinist or anything just saying 

 

>muh friendzone

 

Because I'm

Ran out of time. Damn phone typing.

 

>gg no re

 

No girl-no worries.

 

>MUH marley

>MUH 420

>MUH legalizeit

>MUH blazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bro

>MUH RIP

[Emeraldwpn]

Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.

so you're saying the lesbians are comparable to bestiality?

 

 

 

 

because facesitting is much more rare than what i thought.