James Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Most of the women in the small hick town I live in have herpes and annoy me. Link to comment
Beric Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I have a wife and that would be weird. Link to comment
Ymesocool Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Righty would be too jealous. Link to comment
Astraeus G Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I'm into nice girls that aren't into me Link to comment
Tristan Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 because I don't roll that way Link to comment
iSweetiie Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done. Link to comment
Grave Wizard Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I feel having another one will have me file for bankruptcy. Link to comment
Ethan Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I smoke too much, causing anxiety around new people. Link to comment
Just Abby Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.^^Well said! Link to comment
Hess Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm aroundI kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same. I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my nameOh well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right, and Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonightAnd when she asks me, which one I love the best; I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest'Cause I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer...I roam around, around, around.... And because I dumped the crazy bitch Link to comment
India777 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because simple minded pretty girls just don't get me, not trying to sound chauvinist or anything just saying Link to comment
Dave Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Because I'mRan out of time. Damn phone typing. Link to comment
Killed Lord Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 No girl-no worries. Link to comment
A Dark Heart Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 single game is more fun. Link to comment
Jake Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Most of the women in the small hick town I live in have herpes and annoy me. >herpes is bad Because I have a wife and that would be weird. >2013>getting married I.. I.. do >lel dstar I...I...uh...wat >iktfb Righty would be too jealous. >not being a lefty I'm into nice girls that aren't into me >not realizing crazy girls are where it's at because I don't roll that way >i've never thought about another girl that way b-b-before Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done. >implying girls on the internet Because I feel having another one will have me file for bankruptcy. >m-muh feminism Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.^^Well said! >'no' Because I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm aroundI kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same. I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my nameOh well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right, and Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonightAnd when she asks me, which one I love the best; I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest'Cause I'm the wanderer, yeah the wanderer...I roam around, around, around.... And because I dumped the crazy bitch underrated post What's a girl? >not knowing all girls have a dick Because simple minded pretty girls just don't get me, not trying to sound chauvinist or anything just saying >muh friendzone Because I'mRan out of time. Damn phone typing. >gg no re No girl-no worries. >MUH marley>MUH 420>MUH legalizeit>MUH blazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bro>MUH RIP Link to comment
Emeraldwpn Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Cause I'm a girl. Boom, done.so you're saying the lesbians are comparable to bestiality? because facesitting is much more rare than what i thought. Link to comment
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