Andrewski Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I went to the Calgary stampede yesterday, it's a huge exhibition with carnival rides/games/concerts/parties and all kinds of other shows including a massive rodeo. Everything is cowboy themed too so everyone dresses like cowboys/girls which makes it super sweet. Pitbull played the closing finale last night. There was ALOT of people there it was crazy. Before entering the show I won a stuffed monkey from the bowling ball game where you have to roll the ball and make it stay in the valley without coming back to you. So I had this monkey in the show and I'd walk up to random girls and be like "want to see my monkey?" BEST PICKUP LINE EVER. Every girl I said that too laughed no one got mad or offended. If I didnt go there with girls I could of brought something really hot home easily.After a couple hours of monkeying around pitbull started playing. I threw my monkey at him, it landed on stage but some (not appropriate) bouncer grabbed it and gave it to 2 girls in the crowd. 20 mins or so later my cousin who's the best cousin in the world saw these girls with my monkey and he told them that's my cousins monkey! They told him no it's not it's theirs. So he grabbed it from them and threw it on stage. It landed right beside pitbull and he grabbed it and waved it around for a bit. SO THERE YOU GO PITBULL TOUCHED MY MONKEY!! Link to comment
Andrewski Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) Seriously? His song Give me everything is pretty much the best song that exists. Edited July 18, 2011 by Andrewski Link to comment
Beeppudnolan Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Sounds like you had fun, you can touch my monkey Link to comment
Pink Plow Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 hes trash so not impressed, plus no pic no proof Link to comment
Power20024 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I want to be like you when I grow up Link to comment
AustiN Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Pitbull is mainstream as fuck. Hate that Mexican. Link to comment
Andrewski Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 Pitbull is mainstream cause he's good, don't hate. Any of you would of had an amazing time if you were there he puts on a sweet live show. Link to comment
Cpatel23 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 rather have Cheryl Cole touch my monkey instead. Link to comment
Daytonnn Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Someone actually likes pitbull? Link to comment
Jake Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Seriously? His song Give me everything is pretty much the best song that exists.LOL. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS LOL. YOU ARE THE INTERNET'S BIGGEST TROLL. Link to comment
Jake Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Here, let's check out this fly rapper's lyrics. I bet they're really good![Pitbull - Intro]Me not working hard?Yeah, right! Picture that with a KodakOr, better yet, go to Times SquareTake a picture of me with a kodakTook my life from negative to positiveI may be mistaken, but did Pitbull rhyme Kodak uppercase k with kodak lower case k? Sir, that's not how rhyming works! Horribly cheesy photograph metaphor in the last line. Rappers metaphors are supposed to be interesting.I just want y'all know thatAnd tonight, let's enjoy lifePitbull, Nayer, Ne-YoThat's rightHe wants us all to know that he's working hard because...you can take a picture of him in Times Square? I believe people take pictures of things when they're on vacation. Failed metaphor alert! And after apparently not working very hard, let's just take it easy tonight with our boys, Pitbull, Nayer and Ne-Yo. That's right. Three black dudes no one has ever heard of. Gonna get laid tonight fer shure.[Chorus:][Ne-Yo]Tonight I want all of you tonightGive me everything tonightFor all we know we might not get tomorrowLet's do it tonightTwenty four words in the first stanza of the chorus. How many 'tonights'? Five. 21 percent of the first stanza is tonight. If someone came up to me and said this, I would fear for my life.[Nayer]Don't care what they sayAll the games they playNothing is enough'Til they handle loveAnd here's why. This man is encouraging everyone to, if they girl says no, fuck her anyway! She's just playing games, that silly whore. All girls are whores.[Ne-Yo]Let's do it tonightI'm a guy, you're a guy. That'd be weird.[Nayer]I want you tonight,I want you to stayI want you tonightGirls don't like desperation. Maybe that's why you have to forcefully rape them? [Ne-Yo]Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em heyGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightI want someone to try this. Go up to a girl in a bar, and repeat this stanza. Walk to them, say hey, then "give me everything tonight" four times in a row. I bet she's gone by the time you finish the second line. What lazy songwriting. [Verse 1: Pitbull]Take advantage of tonightCause tomorrow I'm off to Dubai to preform for a princessBut tonight, I can make you my queenAnd make love to you endlessYou're fucking a real star. Tomorrow, I'm playing for a princess right after a snake charmer and before a jester. Tonight though, I can make love to you for all eternity, forever and always, until my flight to Dubai. You hear I'm performing for a princess?This is insane: the way the name growin'Money keep flowin'Hustlers move asideSo, I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'I got it locked up like Lindsay LohanWith lyrics this bad, contrived and poor metaphor-y, it is insane that you're immensely popular!Put it on my life, baby,I make you feel right, babyCan't promise tomorrowBut, I promise tonightDaleDale. I can't remember what this sounds like in the song, so I will choose to believe it is the name of some dude. Girls girls girls dude.[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]Excuse meAnd I might drink a little more than I should tonightAnd I might take you home with me, if I could tonightAnd, baby, Ima make you feel so good, tonightCause we might not get tomorrowSuper ultra standard stanza that I swear has to be included in every pop hip hop song ever made. Way too much drama, YOU COULD HAVE TOMORROW IF YOU JUST ASKED FOR HER PHONE NUMBER.[Chorus:][Ne-Yo]Tonight I want all of you tonightGive me everything tonightFor all we know we might not get tomorrowLet's do it tonightHere's that thing again. it's basically the last stanza with way more tonights in it. For urgency! Our cell phones could all disappear and break and how would we ever get in touch with each other again? We're fucking in a bathroom.[Nayer]Don't care what they sayOr what games they playNothing is enough'Til they handle love[Ne-Yo]Let's do it tonight[Nayer]I want you tonight, I want you to stayI want you tonight[Ne-Yo]Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em heyGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightMore chorus. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ[Verse 2: Pitbull]Reach for the starsAnd if you don't grab 'em,At least you'll fall on top of the worldThink about itCuz if you slip,I'm gon' fall on top yo girl (hahaa)What I'm involved withIs deeper than the masonsBaby, baby, and it ain't no secretMy family's from CubaBut I'm an American IdolGet money like SeacrestI can't do it anymore. Like, as in, it's so easy to make fun of this I feel bad. He laughed at his own joke.Put it on my life, babyI make you feel right, babyCan't promise tomorrowBut, I promise tonightDaleDale! You're my boy.[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]Excuse meBut I might drink a little bit more than I should tonightAnd I might take you home with me if I could tonightAnd baby imma make you feel so good tonightCause we might not get tomorrow[Chorus:][Ne-Yo]Tonight I want all of you tonightGive me everything tonightFor all we know, we might not get tomorrowLet's do it tonight[Nayer]Don't care what they sayAll the games they playNothing is enough'Til they handle love[Ne-Yo]Let's do it tonight[Nayer]I want you tonight, I want you to stayI want you tonight[Ne-Yo]Grab somebody sexy, tell 'em heyGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonightGive me everything tonight[Outro: Pitbull]Excuse meBut I might drink a little bit more than I should tonightAnd I might take you home with me if I could tonightAnd imma make you feel so good tonightCause we might not get tomorrow/barfs Link to comment
Andrewski Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 Jake your pretty much the biggest homo ever now. I think your the only person in the world that put that much thought into the lyrics. It's a party song with some wicked beats and the line "grab somebody sexy tell em hey" IS THE BEST LINE EVER. Link to comment
Mike Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Jake your pretty much the biggest homo ever now. I think your the only person in the world that put that much thought into the lyrics. It's a party song with some wicked beats and the line "grab somebody sexy tell em hey" IS THE BEST LINE EVER.And the the song "Best love song" is the best love song ever talking about how the best love song is the best love song. Link to comment
Jake Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Jake your pretty much the biggest homo ever now. I think your the only person in the world that put that much thought into the lyrics. It's a party song with some wicked beats and the line "grab somebody sexy tell em hey" IS THE BEST LINE EVER.Troll. Link to comment
Andrewski Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 Also Dale is pronounced as dolly in the song. Link to comment
Mike Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Also Dale is pronounced as dolly in the song.Black people and their pronunciations! Link to comment
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