Jedi Montee Posted August 24, 2020 Posted August 24, 2020 Because the car doesn’t work without at least two sets of keys.
Raven Shadow Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 The lawyer was befuddled by her reasoning and began to probe her for more convincing reasons...
Achorite Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 Until the lawyer finds out she has a more sinister plot What is that sinister plot we all began to wonder
icebreezey Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) the lawyer sits in the rain to forumulate an even better sinister plan Edited October 27, 2020 by icebreezey
Pigiron Posted November 7, 2020 Posted November 7, 2020 He sat for so long that the rain clouds had all disappeared revealing a golden sun to dry his clothes.
Isuien Posted November 11, 2020 Posted November 11, 2020 out of no where a elder dragon comes out of the golden sun and breathes fire all over and forces them both into battle.
Covirus Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Our nameless heroine smirked viscously as she bewitched the dragon with a kiss, after which, the dragon transformed into a dragon prince and consumed the pathetic lawyer whole in preparation for their next victims: the wise old man and his worthless glowing goblins.
Valkas Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Before the woman and her dashing dragon prince could slay the old man and his goblin associates for no discernible reason, she woke up from her fever dream back into her small dank cottage and boring regular life on pig farm in the unremarkable flat countryside that she so desperately wished to escape.
opie_winst0n Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 Upset that her adventure were nothing more then a dream, she packed the few belonging and set out to find an adventure more dangerous then in her wildest dreams.
Eldritian Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 Lo and Behold, she found her next big adventure! But what is this? She's in the form of a rabbit now!
1Bod Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 She was stumbled upon an Easter event, She realized she must complete the tasks to regain her form. Just as this is all settling in a ferocious looking fox hauls ass towards her...
39 TOKTZ 16 Posted March 10, 2021 Posted March 10, 2021 She looked the fox up and down and said, "Hello sailor".
SantaDabbing Posted March 18, 2021 Posted March 18, 2021 She ended up sliding directly into another pack of goblins
BooradleyS Posted July 31, 2021 Posted July 31, 2021 Without notice, she was plucked out of the sky by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Sirsir Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 But first, she needed to be free of the forced transfiguration. Abraham Lincoln's ghost murmured a spell and waved his hand to and fro. The rabbit stared warily, and he explained, "I'm trying to avoid getting carpal tunnel syndrome. You know how it is." Suddenly engulfed by a sky blue effulgence, our esteemed protagonist reverted to her true form as a human woman, clad in her normal garb, a simple farmer's outfit. The young woman seemed average in most respects, though with an ineffably attractive face that was more striking than beautiful. "There we go. It hasn't been Easter for a hot minute, lady," the deceased former president observed. "But wherefore the need for assistance? Surely you should have remembered such a simple cantrip." The woman contemplated the query and offered an embarrassed smile. "I seem to have forgotten... Well, almost everything. Do you know me, Mister President? How did you know my name was Shirley?" "Lucky guess," the ghost shrugged, removing his stovepipe hat. "I'll answer your questions in due time, but I have a quest for you." Shirley leaned forward with interest; for some reason, the call of adventure seemed inexorable to her.
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