Kristi Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 When you go to the grocery store for tp and there is none Link to comment
Hess Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 When I have to repeat myself. How dare you make me repeat it and not understand my mumbling speak. Link to comment
Rad Rod Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 light beers and ramen noodles Link to comment
a tiny tree Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 when im pooping and it wont drop from my butt so i gotta shake a little until it falls off Link to comment
I H U Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 That feel when you burn the top of your mouth after the first bite of pizza. YEESH WITH THE CHEEZ Link to comment
BeepBeepZoop Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Trying to break a clean slice of tin foil only to have it tear on like a 45 degree angle. When you grab a slice of suran wrap and it sticks together before u can get it to the plate. Link to comment
Beric Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, BeepBeepZoop said: slice of tin foil slice of suran wrap I think calling these "slices" may be my new pet peeve Link to comment
Caedis Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 People who pretend they never played dungeons and dragons after you catch them making a game related quote. Link to comment
aminsino Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 You know how dvd movies have those menus and theres a repeating song as part of the theme? I legit wake up just to turn them off if a family member accidently falls asleep with a movie on lol Link to comment
BaconTaco Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 When I run to the bathroom after clicking a dig site and that tinkle I hear isn't at the end of the stream, it's a seren spirit and the count down begins... 30 mississippi... I got this, I have plenty of time 27 mississippi... come on come on... 22 mississippi... should I stop. I don't think i'm suppose to stop midway 18 mississippi.. why did I drink that second mountain dew!??! 15 mississippi washing my hands just long enough to feel like I at least tried 12 mississippi ok, HSR hear I come!! Sprinting down the hall 8 mississippi sliding past the door, damn hard wood floors! 6 mississippi jumping over the dog 5 mississippi i try to leap past my chair, but clip the handle and it spins around hitting me in the back of the leg.. 4 mississippi down on one bruised knee I search frantically for that little blue treasure gobblin 2 mississippi there it is!!! GLorious HSR be mine!!!! The seren spirit gifts you : 1 x uncut diamond Link to comment
Deathcon Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 10 hours ago, BaconTaco said: I search frantically for that little blue treasure gobblin Your eyes scan the screen frantically searching for it before it disappears, you spot it off in the distance with the tiniest sliver of time left and click on it, Success!!! The seren spirit disappears before you could receive a gift from it. Link to comment
Xyrooo Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 When I sit down and remember something as soon as my butt hits the chair and I need to get up again Link to comment
He11frenzy Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 when games tell me iv been playing to long and should take a break... im a grown ass man and can play videogames for 48 hours straight if I want to!!!!!! Link to comment
Gentrev Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 I define a chronic complainer as someone that can't go by without complaining and will complain about anything and everything. Link to comment
0racletheone Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 when i go to make a nice adult beverage and realize i never refilled to ice tray and now i have to wait lol Link to comment
MumblinDurbo Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 3/21/2018 at 2:40 PM, Cam L said: People who ride their bikes on the road but don't think the law applies to them. I can't tell you how many bikers I've seen nearly get hit by cars because they blow through four way stops and think being on a bike gives them right of way everywhere. You aren't a fucking pedestrian when you bike on the road, you are a very slow, annoying, and vulnerable car. If you INSIST on biking in the middle of the lane and aren't going to move over, I am going to tailgate your inconsiderate ass. so I'm going to make a statement about things that annoy me as the cyclist... people tailgating me when I have full right to a lane is a massive pet peeve I am busting my ass to get through to an area you can safely pass me, do me a courtesy and back up enough I don't feel the heat of your engine. In most states I am entitled to ride in the middle of a lane if it is not wide enough for a car to safely pass me with 3 feet to spare without crossing the lane line. Its for my safety so you don't peg me your side mirror. Any cyclist worth their salt knows they are a vehicle, not a pedestrian, which is why we are required to follow vehicular laws. On the flip side cyclists that are ignorant of the fact they are a vehicle and try to behave as a pedestrian and ride into oncoming traffic instead of with traffic or ignore specific rules of the road drive me up a wall too. Know what you're supposed to do as a driver or as a cyclist and we would all get along better. Some Other things that drive me crazy are people not following through on a commitment. If we both agreed that you were going to do x by y time, you better do it to the best of your ability or give me warning well ahead of time it won't be done. Self awareness of limits is a great skill to invest time into. Under promise and over deliver! Giving someone a task and then doing the task for them. If you asked me to do it and I agreed I would, I will, don't "give" me a task and then ignore the effort I put in to accomplish it by just doing it all yourself anyway. People that refuse to ask for help even when they are in are over their head. Most people are willing to help, but very few people are mind readers... ask if you need something, before its to late. Link to comment
Stonzzy Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 5:16 PM, Hess said: When I have to repeat myself. How dare you make me repeat it and not understand my mumbling speak. This beyond belief, why should I have to speak clearly? Also, doors that automatically shut/sway open. If I wanted them open/closed then I would open/close them myself. Link to comment
Herbofhealin Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 When people go 5-10 under the speed limit. At the very least do the limit. Link to comment
Deathcon Posted June 11, 2020 Author Share Posted June 11, 2020 You know those scoops that come with powder ice tea mix or in coffee grounds? when they magically bury themselves and you have to dig for them. Link to comment
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