Jump to content

Bad Jokes


Kate

Recommended Posts

What's green, and smells like pork? 

 

Kermit's finger.

 

🤯

Link to comment

Why is "dark" spelled with a 'K' ?

 

Spoiler

Because you can't 'C' in the dark!

 

Link to comment

What did the casket say to the other casket???

 

Spoiler

Is that you coffin?

 

 

Link to comment

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

 

Spoiler

You think it would be RRRRRRRR

 

Spoiler

but it's actually the C.................

 

Link to comment
Spoiler

What did the guy with the 18 inch penis have for his breakfast?

 

Spoiler

Well this morning I had a boiled egg.

 

 

 

Hid a crude joke behind some spoilers ;)

Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...