ExGadris Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato Paste! Also people that dont like pizza are weir-doughs Link to comment
X5-452 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k? HDMI Link to comment
GonJaa Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 Did you hear the one about the farmer and his magic tractor? He turned into a field Link to comment
MrsDewwBerry Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 27 minutes ago, X5-452 said: I don't get it Link to comment
run3mal Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 (edited) so, a man runs into a guard saying: HELP I WAS BITTEN BY A WOLF! Guard: - OMG WHERE!? Man: NO! A NORMAL ONE. Edited July 24, 2023 by run3mal Link to comment
Hopeknight Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. Link to comment
ch1thon1an Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 What do you call a zip line guide with an eyepatch? A pirate of the carabinerrrrrr. How many outdoor professionals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Pause) Ha! We can’t afford electricity! Link to comment
Sirsir Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, ch1thon1an said: How many outdoor professionals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Pause) Ha! We can’t afford electricity! Dang. Link to comment
Ellienita Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To visit the Idiot Knock Knock...Who's There The chicken....The chicken who The chicken you idiot I walked my wife into this one. too simple too ez Link to comment
Luulas Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Why can't cats play poker in the jungle? ... Too many cheetahs. Link to comment
Luulas Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Why was the cat sitting by the computer? ... To keep an eye on the mouse. Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, X5-452 said: This is not even remotely funny. Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 I was going to post a joke about a chicken, a duck and a goose, but it contains too much fowl language. Link to comment
Sirsir Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 On 9/19/2023 at 8:53 AM, X5-452 said: Where did you find my journal?!? Link to comment
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