X5-452 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 My fear of moving stairs is escalating. Link to comment
Sirsir Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 I met a very successful scarecrow yesterday... Spoiler ...He was outstanding in his field. Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I accidentally cut my cat's tail off with the weed wacker yesterday. Now I need to take the cat to Walmart. They are the biggest retailer in the country. Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 With the rising popularity of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we have a county/western song in which the guys truck leaves him. Link to comment
MrsDewwBerry Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 hours ago, Elvinloar said: With the rising popularity of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we have a county/western song in which the guys truck leaves him. OMG you made me burst out laughing at that Link to comment
Thoraa Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I was prescribed some anti-gloating cream by my doc today Spoiler I can't wait to rub it in Link to comment
Bill Eh Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Spoiler Guess I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature Link to comment
X5-452 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 3026 years from now life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050. Link to comment
Sirsir Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 minute ago, X5-452 said: Oh, a homophone joke that actually depends on properly pronouncing the original word! How rare. Link to comment
X5-452 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Just now, Sirsir said: Oh, a homophone joke that actually depends on properly pronouncing the original word! How rare. I knew you'd appreciate this one Link to comment
Sirsir Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 minute ago, X5-452 said: I knew you'd appreciate this one Here's one for you: Spoiler Link to comment
X5-452 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 minute ago, Sirsir said: Here's one for you: Link to comment
Luulas Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 How can you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles. Link to comment
Car1osDanger Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what temperature it is. Link to comment
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