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Kate

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I met a very successful scarecrow yesterday...

 

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...He was outstanding in his field.

 

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I accidentally cut my cat's tail off with the weed wacker yesterday. Now I need to take the cat to Walmart. They are the biggest retailer in the country.

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With the rising popularity of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we have a county/western song in which the guys truck leaves him.

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3 hours ago, Elvinloar said:

With the rising popularity of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we have a county/western song in which the guys truck leaves him.

 

OMG you made me burst out laughing at that 

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I was prescribed some anti-gloating cream by my doc today

 

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I can't wait to rub it in

 

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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.

 

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Guess I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature

 

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1 minute ago, X5-452 said:

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Oh, a homophone joke that actually depends on properly pronouncing the original word! How rare. ##

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Just now, Sirsir said:

Oh, a homophone joke that actually depends on properly pronouncing the original word! How rare. ##

I knew you'd appreciate this one :P 

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1 minute ago, X5-452 said:

I knew you'd appreciate this one :P 

<3

 

Here's one for you:

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How can you make an octopus laugh?

 

You give it ten-tickles. :D

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I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what temperature it is.

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