Seiryuu Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Why don't horses play MMOs? --- They don't have a stable internet connection Link to comment
Seiryuu Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 What shampoo do elves use to keep their hair so silky? --- L'Oreal, because Iorwerth it! Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, Seiryuu said: What shampoo do elves use to keep their hair so silky? --- L'Oreal, because Iorwerth it! Just wow ... Link to comment
MrsDewwBerry Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Omg I was looking for this thread when I was sending all my cat related pictures but turns out I was looking in the wrong thread for some reason I thought this was on general board lol Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 minute ago, MrsDewwBerry said: Omg I was looking for this thread when I was sending all my cat related pictures but turns out I was looking in the wrong thread for some reason I thought this was on general board lol Your welcome Link to comment
lNerdgasml Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 How does the moon cut it's hair? Eclipse it Link to comment
Seiryuu Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Why does no one take trees seriously? Because they're all bark and no bite. Link to comment
Stick1ebrick Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Whats invisible and smells of worms? A bird fart. Link to comment
X5-452 Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. Link to comment
Bill Eh Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Link to comment
Seiryuu Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Why did the ants get arrested? They were miscre-ants. Link to comment
Yeshe Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. Link to comment
Sniperdarryl Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 why do you never see elephants climb trees? because they are so good at it. Link to comment
X5-452 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 I don't usually tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs. Link to comment
Stabvillains Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 (edited) You know laughing out loud in Hawaii is illegal right? gotta keep it to a low ha What's faster hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold and it's getting to be that time of year here stay well everyone! Found out I recently purchased some shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what they were laced with, but I tripped all day Edited November 12, 2023 by Stabvillains Link to comment
Elvinloar Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Adopting a turtle is such a slow process. Link to comment
Bill Eh Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 I invented a new word today, Plagiarism Link to comment
Super Vaughn Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 2 Cupcakes baking in an oven, 1 cupcake turns to the other and says gosh isn't it hot in here.. The other cupcake says.......... AHHHHHHH a talking cupcake. Link to comment
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