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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?


One has claws at the end of it's paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Just now, Trogdor_0 said:

What's the opposite of ladyfingers?



*notes that one down*

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. 

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Why do some people wear a watch on their left hand and some on their right?


To tell time.

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So what if I can't spell Armageddon?  It's not the end of the world...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says “man, it’s getting hot in here!” The second muffin turns to the first and says “oh my God a talking muffin!”

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7 hours ago, Inquisitor02 said:

How does one make holy water?? 
You put water in a pot and boil the hell out of it! 

Lmao :) Glad someone revived this thread!

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