Mike 1 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of it's paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause. Link to comment
Trogdor_0 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 What's the opposite of ladyfingers? Mentos Link to comment
Ox 1899 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Just now, Trogdor_0 said: What's the opposite of ladyfingers? Mentos *notes that one down* Link to comment
Kate Posted June 29 Author Share Posted June 29 What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Link to comment
Crowan Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing. Link to comment
Sreyas Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Why do some people wear a watch on their left hand and some on their right? To tell time. Link to comment
Mike 1 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world... Link to comment
Rafi Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says “man, it’s getting hot in here!” The second muffin turns to the first and says “oh my God a talking muffin!” Link to comment
Inquisitor02 Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 How does one make holy water?? You put water in a pot and boil the hell out of it! Link to comment
X5-452 Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 7 hours ago, Inquisitor02 said: How does one make holy water?? You put water in a pot and boil the hell out of it! Lmao Glad someone revived this thread! Link to comment
X5-452 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws ? Outlaws are wanted. Link to comment
OzEgirl Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 what is a cows favorite thing to do on the weekend? ... ... ... Go to the MOOOOOOOvies! Link to comment
OzEgirl Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Why are pirates so bad at the alphabet. Because they are always stuck at SEA Link to comment
Sirsir Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Do you know why graveyards are fenced? Spoiler Because people are dying to get in. Link to comment
Mike 1 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "To." "To who?" "Excuse me, it's 'to whom.'" Link to comment
X5-452 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 (edited) Edited September 16 by X5-452 Link to comment
Lena Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 What's green and red and goes 20 miles an hour? .. Frog in a blender Yes. I used that joke for a few trick-or-treat nights as a kid and got glares.. Link to comment
Deathcon Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? Spoiler A sunken chest with no booty! Link to comment
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