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Watt you say ? :rotflmao: Completely stolen from imgur btw :P

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  • 7 months later...
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What did the pirate say when they turned 80 ?

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Aye matey !

 

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I just found this thread and my wife loves these kind of so i am going read her these. so feed us MOAR!

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Why do cows wear bells?

 

Because their horns don't work.

 

(Yeah, not original at all)

  • 2 months later...
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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms in the ocean? Bob

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? Matt

 

Last one ?

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art

 

  • 2 months later...
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This has Sirsir written all over it:

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what did the young girl with no hands get for Christmas? I'll let you know once she's opened it...

 

what is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint.

 

where did little Susie go during the bombing? everywhere

 

My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and told me I shouldn't believe everything I read online. I told her I didn't have to put up with this, there are desperate single ladies less than a mile away waiting for love.

  • 2 weeks later...
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What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus Station and a Lobster with titties?

 

 

One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean :P

 

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I was eating a clock the other day

 

It was really time consuming

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Why did the duck go to jail.

 

He was high on quack.

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